Stapledorf

To slap someone across the face with a stapler

Little Jimmy have spent 500 dollars on fortnite vbucks to his father proceded to Stapledorf him

by Stapledorf June 5, 2020

Staple Tape

Literal tape with staples in it. Does it make it better? According to the propaganda! (Staple Tape is not available in any stores and must be made by the user. Schools offer the supplies for free if the teachers aren’t looking.)

Person #1: My pants just ripped and scotch tape won’t hold them together. Do you have anything stronger?
Person #2: I’ll make some Staple Tape!
Person #1: Will it hold?
Person #2: Obviously, it’s Staple Tape!

by Nova72Scotia September 16, 2020

Stape from Movieland

Is that Stape! Woah, I heard hes an amazing and funny person.

Wow! Stape from Movieland is very very dedicated!

by WooWooLucid October 13, 2020

Stape

Another word used for calling someone a stupid ape.

You can't even open the door you stape

by kcidpals October 24, 2022

Crypto-Staple

When someone hands you a large stack of paperwork to be copied, and doesn't tell you that there's stapled packets within the larger framework of unstapled paperwork, this is crypto-stapling. This, of course, causes the feeder to jam, make all sorts of loud noises, and make you look like a moron.

Damn it! Chuck gave me all these TPS reports, but there was a crypto-staple in there and it jammed the copier!

by Beetle482 April 25, 2008

blythe stapleton

Hot ass guy with a very big dick

Blythe Stapleton is sooo hot.

by Doctor Big Shlongin Blythe November 6, 2017

pine stapler

When a female shaves her pubes and it grows back a few days later with spikey stubble resembling pine fur.

Me: “How did things go with that girl you took home last night?”

Friend: “Not good man, she had a pine stapler.”

by saigonsally February 18, 2018