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Specious

1a. In fact correct, but has achieved that truth without proper substance or reasoning.
1b. Is in substance truthful, but that truth is fallacious due to the fact that the finding of the truth was drawn from a facetiously precarious idea.
2. Deceptive, but fatally attractive.
3. No longer useful: Obsolete, but attractive.
Dr Jon: "The Black widow is specious. It is of the most exquisite & enticing spiders that exists; though deathly poison, fit for a king, it does contain."
by J.T.C. January 5, 2009
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section 508

section 508 is the government regulation mandating that anything constructed with public funds must be made accessible to the physically and mentally disabled. calling someone "section 508" means they are retarded or a gimp.
Did she really put her baby in the blender? Is she a bitch, or just section 508?
by higgypiggy February 17, 2005
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section

Vamos para el section
by El Bichote April 23, 2003
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section 8 housing

1. Used to refer to the ghetto housing for food stamp and food card welfare recipients, Mainly inhabited by white trash and very dirty and poor African Americans.
1. "You hoe, I bet you live in Section 8 Housing."
by Just stating facto's November 20, 2015
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Section Leader

An ASDA employee of significantly reduced intellectual capacity, paid a pittance to serve as a manager's dogsbody. Proficient in cock-sucking, incompetent in every aspect of retail management.
Synonyms; Section Womble, Cock Womble, Section Retard, Cretin.
I applied for the Section Leader position but they rejected me because I spelled Section Leader correctly.
by BalthazarFishwick March 12, 2017
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Sectionals

When 2 band kids get together in bed. Usually referred to when a "trombone" is inserted into a "French horn"
Wil and Paige had 2 rounds of sectionals in bed last night
by Cheesehead425 May 19, 2014
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Erection Section

The term invented by Richie D'VIP aka Richard Pascoe, co-founder of Rampage in the 80's. Known as the King of the 'Slow Jam', Richard was jokingly blamed for the increase in the birth rate in the 90's due to dropping the hottest RnB slow jams.
To this day, there are kids in Europe that are walking around with names such as Devante & Dalvin without knowing how they got their name.
by DJ Slew December 21, 2012
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