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Final Solution

When a person asks out an individual and is rejected and resorts to their second choice
Girl: I tried asking out Milosh, but it did'nt work
Guy: That sucks
Girl: Don't worry I'm going for the final solution
by M.P.J January 23, 2020
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press go solution

all due diligence is done on the deal so it's a "solution" and not an "idea".
Employee: Hey office manager man - I'd like to buy a new fridge for the office.. Can I get one?

Office Manager: Give me a "press go solution".

Employee: Hey office manager man, I found a great fridge on craigslist it will fulfill all our office fridge requirements, it is this size, will fit right here, costs $200, plenty of room for the office pot luck parties and it will be less than $20 utility cost a month.

Office Manager: Ok lets do it. Or - Nah too much money! I have a decision to make since its a "press go" solution!
by press go fanatic February 19, 2013
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(Chinese) finger trap solution

a solution that is counter-intuitive to the problem. Its name derives from the Chinese finger trap which in order to free your fingers, you have to push your fingers instead of pulling.
the drug epidemic in the USA had a (Chinese) finger trap solution
by Vandena January 13, 2021
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anti-solution

A solution to a problem that should not exist in the first place
Man: "Why did you remove the bushes at the front of the park?"
Boss: "So our delivery trucks can get through easier".
Man: "We have a delivery zone out back, this is just an anti-solution".
by glasscage May 1, 2023
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Checker Solution

A type of scented lotion, NOT made from a conpany. Made from Perfume and Lotion,
Perfume and Spike Solution or Scented Soap Extract and Spike Solution.
Just whipped up some Checker Solution for my homies, it’s extra strong.
by Bathrooom_Potion_Expert May 13, 2022
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Microwave solution

The team need a solution for the hiring problem . A microwave solution would be to use an external bureau
by Dan Dargan January 16, 2020
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pinnacle solution

The combination of blumpkin and an Upper Decker! Or Getting head while simultaneously taking a shit in the upper water tank of a toilet.
Dude, you got a blumpkin WHILE performing an Upper decker? Talk about a Pinnacle Solution!
by MysteryGuy#5 March 13, 2024
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