fuck sealed

a virgin
someone who has not had sexual intercourse

why is Mary the Holy Virgin..
coz she was fuck sealed

by papershredder December 17, 2010

inuit seal clubber

An icy handjob invented in Nunavut that is given while wearing a chain glove that is wet so that the glove eventually freezes to the subjects penis.

"Oooh!! kyle! you give the best inuit seal clubbers!"

by igloo.lover.seal.clubber January 28, 2015

Dirty seal

A particularly catty, pretentious breed of private school girl that dumps on everyone because they're under the false impression that they're hot shit.

Sick cunt 1: "Look at her sipping her skim macciato talking to Carloff about the perils of sociology."

Sick cunt 2:"Fucking Dirty Seal."

by Cady XIII April 25, 2009

Shealin

A girl everyone wants to be friends with. She's got great athletic ability, but is also intellectual. She loves being the center of attention, but isn't too cocky about it. She'll melt your heart and become your best friend. This girls got the moves, along with a genuine heart.

Everyone wants to be like a Shealin.
I wish I was a Shealin.

by black briar February 3, 2010

smale

To put somebody in an awkward position.

I felt so smaled when Joe pushed me against the wall and sang the Hannah Montana theme song.

by CadnelGirls April 12, 2011

SEAL TEAM SIX

The Ultra-elite U.S. Navy SEALs; the best 10% of the SEALs. These guys are the Baddest, biggest, boldest, bravest, best, deadliest, hardest, meanest, most badass, most brutal, most elite, most extreme, most fearless, most hardcore, most powerful, most Professional ass kicking, roughest, smartest, toughest, top, and ultimate warriors in the world. They are the navy's version of the army's Delta Force, and in general about equally elite. SEAL TEAM SIX is famous for having a few of its members kill Osama Bin Laden. These guys are so hardcore, that a single 6 group of SEAL TEAM SIX members could likely survive against like half of the army of North Korea.

Al-Qaeda company leader: Okay, I got 60 men ready for deployment! They are well-armed!

A SEAL TEAM SIX member 6 seconds later: I just destroyed those 60 Al-Qaeda loozers with my pistol only! HOOYAH!

by Chillice December 30, 2014

seal pup

A hairless otter.

"Everyone is invited, even you seal pup."

by Raulie Day January 11, 2015