Fuckington Smitty

1. The classiest motherfucker ever.

2. The name you should use when you sign up for websites.

Did you see Fuckington Smitty at the party? What a hoss!

by Fuckington Smitty July 14, 2012

smutter butter

The mixture of juice's between a man and a dirty whore after having dirty animal sex.

Anal or vaginal, mouth excluded

A glob of smutter butter oozed from the anus of the dirty beer slut named Tassia.

by cookamunga May 4, 2005

Smitty's Dome

A phenomenon where bad weather surrounds a specific location, but never actually affects that location. Used when you work outdoors and can see a thunderstorm rolling in that might close down your location, but it never actually starts raining or when snow is predicted for your area, but never falls which means schools are not closed. Named for the famous Smitty of the Sports Complex who secretly had a weather machine.

Girl: Oh, shazaam, look over there! We'll be going home early for sure!
Girl2: Nah, Smitty's Dome is up...that storm will never reach us!
Source: A.M. in CTown, Martinsburg, WV

by A.M. in CTown July 21, 2008

smutterfly

chicken head, slut, someone that you would consider loose

Boy1:Man first day of school had every boy in and out of her room

Boy2: Yeaa i knew that jawn was a smutterfly

by THTH January 17, 2008

Smitti

A great guy to be with; always cares for you and is mad hot.

Girl A: I love my boyfriend. He's definitely a Smitti.
Girl B: I know he's soooo hot.
Girl A: Shut up you bitch he's mine!

by icemanman January 2, 2011

Smittenship

- Act of being smitten by the other party in a relationship

Joe was in this smittenship that will not last.

by DeMarco Gonzalas November 2, 2010

smattoo parlour

A place where people can go to indulge in the dark art of artistic style poo smearing. Usually consisits of a couple of small empty rooms, an entrance hall with a freezer loaded with different styles of smattoo and a party hall for large groups.

Jake - Hey Dave, fancy a spring roll or some corn on the cob tonight, I heard theres a new smattoo parlour opened up downtown?
Dave - Sure Jake, do you think they'll mind if we bring our own cakes?
Jake - I dunno Dave but I heard they have a big menu anyway, I just cant wait to get my hands dirty.
Dave - Me and you both, just give me 5 minutes to get the dirt stains off my best shirt and we will head over for a good smudging.

by sradwxi May 25, 2013