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slaughter sides

When the balance is so uneven between two teams such that noncompetitive game and a thorough defeat is virtually guaranteed. Usually used in a choose-up selection process where one captain picks players or selection is done by letter or number but the result is two unevenly matched teams. The term is used to demand a reselection of teams.
Hey, you can't have Jake and Max and Pete, them's slaughter sides.
by ponytrekker March 25, 2022
mugGet the slaughter sidesmug.

Slaughter bags

Me and the boys are gonna slaughter bags tonight post-bar
by Garfield the cat November 10, 2021
mugGet the Slaughter bagsmug.
A group of people being sent into a situation where they're completely vulnerable, usually without realizing the danger that they're being in, like lambs being brought to slaughter.
Person: "STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Person 2: "GET OVER HERE!"

Person (in group): "LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU'RE DRAGGING US TO THIS PLACE LIKE LAMBS TO THE COSMIC SLAUGHTER!"
by Brainless Maniac January 1, 2025
mugGet the lambs to the cosmic slaughtermug.

The Ballinger Slaughter

An act where you chop your Type 6 Autistic sister’s boobs off and put them in a crockpot and blend the remains. Next, the sister dismembers the guy’s cock and microwaves it for one minute and puts sugar in the tip and have an elongated dinner with your sister while chewing the cock and the boobs
Me and Sophia did the ballinger slaughter.
by Slaughtering User August 11, 2021
mugGet the The Ballinger Slaughtermug.

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