Slurpie

1. A frozen drink

2. One who is giving one oral sex.

John: Hey do you want to go grab a slurpie(1)?

Lindsey: looks down Got one. (2)

by Avaline Ford July 25, 2016

The Montana Slurpy

When someone is giving a male fellatio whilst singing Hannah Montana songs.

Example:
Dude: Babe, now do the montana slurpy
Girl: Fine Babe. *insert noises of a mixture between slurping dick and Hannah Montana's "Best of Both Worlds".

by Professor Timóteo April 4, 2020

Texas Slurpie

After a man perform the Alabama Hot Pocket another person will go down on and eat her out.

When Susan said desert is served, everyone knew it was Texas Slurpie time.

by EasyE August 27, 2022

Slurpy

A horrible human being 😕

guys slurpy is being a bitch again

by Sl3rp December 14, 2021

slurpy dough

What you find under a fat person's neck.

When grandma comes to visit my job is to clean her slurpy dough.

by Mooman123 August 4, 2017

Texas Slurpie

After a man perform the Alabama Hot Pocket another person will go down on and eat her out.

When Susan said desert is served, everyone knew it was Texas Slurpie time.

by EasyE August 27, 2022

slurpy purpy

A slurpy purpy is when you twist someone’s nips real hard then suck on there nuts. Before you suck on there nuts put em in ya butt

I gave my cousin a slurpy purpy last night

by Bum hole slasher May 3, 2018