Scandinavian Shuffleboard

The act of one sexual partner bending over on one side of a room, and the other one (who has an erection) runs at them full speed, aiming for the butthole.

Last night, me and Jim played some good ol' Scandinavian Shuffleboard.

by Braxxin May 2, 2011

Gilyard Shuffle

The most effective way to move the least amount of distance while exerting the maximum amount of effort.

Jim: you okay dude?

Tom: Yeah bro, I just did legs so ill have to Gilyard shuffle back to my car.
Jim: But your house is right next door?
Tom: so? Fuck logic. Valley Forge Hooah.

by swagtastic69yolo September 15, 2013

California Shuffle

The awkward shuffling and lunging that happens when one attempts to walk accross the path of a slow-moving car (usually in a parking lot). The pedestrian, in an act of benevolence, signals for the car to keep going, only to be waved on by the driver. Both the driver and the pedestrian then wave to thank the other, both thinking that it is there turn to go. Both go, only to realize the other is moving as well. What follows is a series of false starts by both parties. The driver's actions are similar to those involved in "yoking the whip", yet are in a completely different context and have a completely different rationale.

Where were you? I thought you were right behind us...

-Yo, I was about to follow you guys into Taco Bell but this fool coming out of the drive through had me doing the "California Shuffle" for like 5 minutes straight.

by Thisisjohnsmith April 10, 2007

Shuffle of Shame

The awkward move from the bedroom or lounge to the bathroom, trousers round ankles, desperately trying not to drip semen everywhere, which takes places after a badly planned wank.

I knocked out a crafty one the other morning, but had to do the shuffle of shame to clean up.

by Jay Oh Enn Oh December 17, 2003

Shikari Shuffle

A dance manoeuvre made famous by the Hertfordshire-based band Enter Shikari, initially found in the music video for the song Destabilise and further displayed at live shows, in which lead singer Rou Reynolds, guitarist Rory Clewlow and bassist Chris Batten simultaneously bounce from left to right in a stationary position whilst keeping their legs pressed together.

Everybody was doing the Shikari Shuffle shuffle at the gig last night, it was nuts!

by Johnny'Sniper July 11, 2011

Hansbrough Shuffle

Dance created and perfected by UNC basketball players when they get the ball underneath the basket.

Look at that third rate player doing the Hansbrough Shuffle because he obviously doesn't know that he has to dribble the ball when he moves his feet... what a queer!!

by QBB March 1, 2007

scuffin up my dunks

when your ballin ass crispy shoes get dirt and or debris on them. generally white shoes like fubus or some jordans or any kind of gangsta ass kicks you reppin to be fresh to death. scuffin usually occurs when getting arrested by th cops, someone stepping on your shoes, getting evicted or paying child support.

deavon: yo dog are those your crispy nigga dunks dem shoes is fucking fresh yo

Tre: yeah but those busted ass cops be scuffin up my dunks when they came in my place cuz i didnt pay rent! i need a fresh new pair now

deavon: i feel ya dog fuckin cops always be scuffin up a niggas dunks

by ipwnblacks September 4, 2010