sleep 

you say your going to sleep when really your going to sit on your phone for an hour.

im going to sleep

sleep by hailieiy November 9, 2018

Sleep 

Something over half the population of human beings can't do properly

Dude 1: Did you sleep well last night? You look dead
Dude 2: No I actually did not

Sleep by jeef1012 January 30, 2019

Sleep 

The main reason you’re late to school or work 24/7.

I should have gone to sleep earlier, now I’m late for work!

Sleep by Winteroses February 7, 2019

Sleep 

What the fuck is that

What the fuck is sleep

Sleep by EVERYTHINGISUSED February 27, 2019

Sleep 

Dying for a short period of time.

Guy: I am going to sleep.

Girl: You mean die for a little?

Sleep by Autistic565665862 July 3, 2019

Sleep 

Like being dead but you rest and you wake up now and then

I feel like it I want to go to sleep

Sleep by MV quest QUEEN September 28, 2019

Sleep 

For the weak

Guy 1: "Dude I got to go to sleep!"
Guy 2: "Dude sleep is for the WEAK!"
Guy 1: "Oh shit dude you right!"

Sleep by Itsahumaniam November 9, 2019