STILF

Supply Teacher I'd Like To Fuck.

Man, did you see today's English teacher? What a STILF!

by boobooo June 25, 2007

smilf

Straight Man I'd Like to Fuck. Used primarily by gay men for fantasy purposes.

Andrew: Kevin is such a smilf; I wish he were gay.

by dcmdcmdcmdcmdcm January 21, 2009

SCILF

Social Conservative I'd like to Fuck.

Colbert Report SCILF

by ChuckyCheetos August 16, 2010

silf

S.I.L.F - An acronym for sim I'd like to fuck.

"Hey dude check out this sim i just created!"
"Oh yea! She is a real SILF!"

by macassa July 6, 2009

silf

son i'd like to fuck

look at that silf with his parents, wearing the letterman's jacket

by faye stevens April 22, 2006

SILF

Sandwich I'd Like to Fuck. No metophore, no second meaning... It's just a ham, cheese, tomatoe and lettuce on wheat sandwich that you would like to smother with your Man Mayo.

Schoolboy 1: Hey did your mom pack your lunch today?

Schoolboy 2: Yeah... Why?

Schoolboy 1: SILF!!! *starts fucking sandwich*

by Kkris October 20, 2008

Smilf

Super
Mom
I
Like to
Fuck

you can only be a smilf if you have 2 kids and u are already super hot, use this word wisely you cant just be throwing it around.

damn she has banging legs and 2 kids she is a perfect smilf

by Cpt.Smash June 1, 2011