Shfuck

You say this word as a curse when you start to say the word 'shit', but mid word something happens that makes 'fuck' the more applicable of the two words so you finish your started 'sh-' with a 'fuck', thus resulting in 'shfuck'.

There's a cop behinds us, oh shfuck! He's pulling us over.

by VanillaNinja13 July 3, 2011

Shtub

A name for someone who gets so drunk that they shit in the bath tub.

"Dude, did you see what's in your bath tub?"
"Yeah, that was Chris, he's a Shtub."

by MrMeadows October 16, 2012

Shtuph

When you are about to say shit but an uptight parent or teacher walks by and you change the ending of shit to tuph resulting in "Shtuph".

Friend 1: Man, we have so much homework.
Friend 2: Yeah, I hate this shhhh- *Teacher walks by* -shtuph.

by Misho554 October 31, 2012

shitfuck hammerfaced

The state of being strongly intoxicated by drugs (such as alcohol, MDMA, LSD, mushrooms, ketamine, DMT, 2CB, morphine, GBH, DXM or peyote) to a point beyond all logic and/or reasoning.

"Dude, after I ate that eighth of shrooms, I drank half a bottle of Delsym. I was shitfuck hammerfaced."

by G. Darkness January 13, 2013

Shitfuck

When you in the middle of having sweet gentle anal sex and then the bitch shits on ur cock

I was doing anal with Tracy and she shitfucked me dude

by Dannyyyyy.g August 4, 2016

Shtupid

Stupid and idiotic in the absolute cutest way. Also can mean extremly dumb with no thought put into it

Damn that girl is Shtupid

by Ninjadoc69 May 21, 2016

shitfuckistan

1) The fictional homeland for every character that's "the foreigner" in a show that never makes it clear what real world country said character is from.

2) A term used in the place of a foreigner's actual home country when describing their origin, typically as a pejorative.

1) "My favorite character from Ed Edd n' Eddy is probably Rolf. He's just so whacky!"
"Where exactly is he from again?"
"Pfft beats me. Shitfuckistan?"

2) "I'm telling you jobs in tech support are getting harder to find because corporations would rather outsource the tasks to Budhir Lee Malgradofi or whoever in Shitfuckistan than give them hot blooded Americans like us!"

by FatherofGray June 24, 2018