Shite come bloud

A series of secret code words to be used in certain scenarios; as such.

Shite - This word is commonly used when you take a shit in your mother's mouth while cumming bloody semen in her vagina, or arse, hence the phrase; Shite come bloud. (Shit cum blood)

Come - Commonly used when a man is having a massive, uncontrollable orgasm, and is cumming shit out of his penis. His arse is bleeding; hence the phrase; Come Shite Bloud. (Cum Shit Blood)

Bloud - When the queen of England elopes and has a massive orgasm from her ears, and her lungs melt to sludge and shit and cum and blood. Hence the phrase...do I even have to say it???

That guy Shite come bloud with the Queen yesterday..freaks me out bro.

by All My Gods Have Failed Me...But Satan hasn't! March 15, 2008

Shite bag

A child under the age of 7. Especially some one else's child

Seen that shite bag over rhwre

by Shite baggggg July 4, 2016

Shite-bag

An Shite-bag is Irish slang mostly used in co.dublin ,it's where a person is full of shite so there bullshitin

Marks sister is such a shite-bag

by ChikenTikka34 November 2, 2019

Shite Rom

A small fairly inept detective agency based in the north east of England

Someone stolen your sandwiches? Quick, call James from Shite Rom - he's a super sleuth

by Schtinky and Amanda November 17, 2009

Shite-pilot

A homosexual, someone who practices trouser love.

Dude: Has Jimmy got a girlfriend?
Other dude: That shite-pilot? he likes the cock too much.

by MadMax1993 January 10, 2012

shite fractal

A situation so monstrously fucked up that every detail of it is as fucked as the whole, as is every detail of every detail, and so forth.

The executive is turning into an absolute shite fractal - fucked from top to tail.

by beigebloke August 8, 2017

Shite Hause

Used to describe a team who doesnt know when they are trash and gets dominated on the football pitch. Chat shit but can't back it up and are normally carried by one player. This can be used at any level of football to describe their team like a house which is about to fall down

That team we played on sunday really are a Shite Hause. How bad were they

by KlawDabbe July 26, 2019