Shaqting

When a person whose is highly skilled in one profession starts participating in another with no skill, and therefore quite horrible at it. ex. Shaquille O'Neil acting in Kazaam or Steel

Charles Barkley was shaqting when he tried golfing.

by Leonard Sandwhich April 14, 2009

Wank Shafting Haribo

A good insult to give someone OR an illegal sweet.

Shut the fuck up you wank shafting haribo

by Russell November 18, 2003

Shantilli

a name that is just perfect. A nice kind hearted girl, but as the same time adorable. Every guy would want to date her and losing her is like the end of the world. She has many friends that are jealous of her cuteness! Being a Shantilli would brighten up the day. She's a fun and talkative girl with a very cool and unique name. Making a rainy dull day into a sunny beautiful day!

I want to be a Shantilli.
Oh my he just dump a Shantilli.
Here come the popular Shantilli.

by Samantha Lam April 17, 2009

Shartist

One who regards the fibers of his or her cotton briefs as a canvas to be painted upon.

After that taco bell and fruit salad, I feel like making a shartist rendering of the Mona Lisa

by yourdirtydiaper August 22, 2009

Rusty Shafting

The act of 'ewaning' or a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process. Girls totally digg-it! However over Shafting may lead to Red Shafting! Beware!

Girl 1 - "Ewan came round last night and totally rust shafted me!"

Girl 2 - "Wow you're so lucky, did you spurt all over his ceiling?"

Girl 1 - "Course I did!"

*enter Ewan*

Ewan - "Bitches bend over and open the hatches! Im gunna rusty shaft you 'till you cough up my cock!"

Both Girls - "YAY! Thanks Ewan!"

*Rusty shafting comences*

by Paco-dude July 3, 2009

sharticulate matter

Minor particles located in your undies that sometimes accompanies a shart

I will need to wash these out soon to get this sharticulate matter out of my shorts.

I think I pooped a little

by papaw jeff November 12, 2013

shanti town

A more politically correct word for SHIT HOLE

"Oh look at that shanti town"

by feners February 12, 2015