It started

Politically correct term for 'shit has started' or 'she started' ...otherwise known as a rant from the wife/girlfriend. Generally a good time to take the dog for a walk or go fishing.

Contact with a mate using the code words "it started ". Example Frank texts or calls Barry using the phrase "it started '"... which alerts his mate to come visit him for a coffee to help break the tension or to facilitate Franks escape from the home ie suggested fishing trip

by Avidnosleeper May 4, 2019

sharteeze

The unfortunate sequence of events starting with a sneeze causing a fart and resulting in shitting your pants a little. Or maybe a lot. It is in essence a shart occurring during a sneeze.

Alicia's sharteeze sprayed people in front of her AND behind her.

by E-cubed December 25, 2008

sharter

One who sharts (soils ones pants while simply intending to fart).

My brother is a stinky shart face. He loves to shart. Today was not the first time he has sharted. He likes to shit his pants when he farts.

by Carlypoo June 24, 2005

Shared a Cube

Two straight men that work together who, on more than one occasion, have shared a deep and gratifying sexual experience.

Joe and Gary really shared a cube last night.

by TheMaskedAvenger June 27, 2008

shartenfreude

The act of shamefully rejoicing in the misfortune of someone else's shart.

Don't laugh at John pooping himself, that's just shartenfreude.

by Capricorn Banana January 27, 2009

snarted

the act of sneezing and farting simultaneously

Chris snarted after eating Korean barbecue.

by mdawg84 January 15, 2010

Sharpedo

Pokemon that evolves from carvanha

(From a blend of shark and torpedo)

Wild Sharpedo appeared

by Light Joker March 11, 2004