Serious case of yurbuds

That frustrating, infuriating moment when you pull your earphones out of your pocket and they have "magically" tangled themselves up into a labyrinth.

-guy 1 pulls earphones out of pocket-

Guy 2- holy crap bro that's a serious case of yurbuds.

Guy 1- Shitttttttt I swear I folded these before I put them in my pocket.

Guy 2- you can't fight yurbuds bro.

by That Beach Volleyballer July 15, 2013

Serious George

A play on words of 'Curious George' which is a person that ruins an intended joke or light hearted comment by being too serious.

Joker: "Ha ha, when that kid rides by on his bike, you should throw a stick in his spokes."
Buddy: "That's not very cool, they could get hurt."
Joker: "...way to kill the mood, Serious George."

by Bearded Fist September 21, 2013

serious squint

when guys take a selfie while putting on a serious face and squinting to look cool or high.

i saw John take a serious squint selfie in class.

by unionjismylife203 May 19, 2014

serious spaghetti

A phrase Inviting someone to have a threesome, usually a gay one

"Hey, Jeff and I are having some serious spaghetti for dinner tonight if you'd like to join."

by The poop black hole March 8, 2015

serious goof

(n): A person who is always acting silly and/or crazy, but is serious about being silly and/or crazy.

(n): A big mistake

John is always acting like a fool but he'll snap if you ruin his fun; he's a serious goof .

Locking your keys in your car is a serious goof.

by Still_Kicking July 29, 2016

Serious Sarah

A person who takes things way too seriously and cannot take a joke.

Jane is such a serious Sarah!

by Bronx20a December 14, 2016

Serious Bones

Sexual intercourse that lasts longer that four hours

Oliver: Dude, yesterday Sarah and I were planning some serious bones for the evening, so I popped 4 Viagra. It still hasn't gone down.
Harold: Maybe you should go talk to your doctor about that.

by Oceaninto January 5, 2017