selfish cunt

someone that breaks up with someone and then gets mad when they sleep with someone else

“i’m mad at you because i broke up with you and you slept with someone”
“you’re being a selfish cunt”

by robious middle school February 15, 2025

Scary Selfish Guy (With A Look In His Eye)

A man, who, driven completely and solely by demonic self-interest, would be willing to undermine and compromise any person or value in order to achieve his goals. Usually really loves life. When Scary Selfish Guy is relaxed, even for a moment, and the facade that he presents to the world relaxes, even momentarily, one can see the most terrifying look in his eye which signifies his complete and utter selfishness.

Ryan: Dude, please call the police, I'm bleeding out. That guy was drunk and hit us at 90 mph. I can't believe that you're okay.

Gavin: Dude, I can't. I'm trying to get with Kayla and she like, really likes ruthless guys. I'm sorry man, I'll catch you later. *leaves scene*
Ryan: Holy fuck, that guy is a Scary Selfish Guy (With A Look In His Eye).

by BonerMasterMick2 November 21, 2025

selfish sympathy

Regretful soothing words dat you administer to someone else to supposedly make him feel better about a situation, but in reality you merely feel sorry for YOURSELF.

A classic "selfish sympathy" example, from an old "Peanuts" comic:

Schroeder, in exasperation at Lucy's pushy "over-attentiveness": Do you know what Beethoven never had?!
Lucy: What?
Schroeder, rantingly waving his arms above his head: Beethoven never had girls hanging on to his piano and bugging him about giving them presents!
Lucy, mildly shocked: He DIDN'T?! (pauses to ponder this fact) Poor Beethoven!

by QuacksO March 8, 2023

Selfishness

My life can be about whatever I want it to be about and if I have a right to be compensated for the property others take then (Which I do) then there is no reason for me not exercise that right.

Hym "Jordan, you just want me to fail because I suceeded to spite you. My life doesn't need to be about anything. Selfishness is one of the many higher order abstractions you're using to deny me my rights. You are a charlatan. You are visibly and actively co-opting the practice of psychology and the church for your own ends and colluding with American politicians to do so."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

Selfish

Someone who only thinks about himself and has no sense of empathy.

Gangu is selfish because he only thinks about himself. Example: If there are 6 friends and 3 sandwiches, Gangu will eat 2 of them and leave only 1 sandwich for the rest of the friends.

by sha256 January 22, 2023

Selfish?

Referring to what Daryl said in TWD.

Lori: How can you be so selfish?
Daryl: Selfish? I been out there looking for that little girl every single day!
(Usually said quickly and thus sounding like gibberish)

by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025