by Reeeeeeeeer February 16, 2019

The worst kind of selfish, true selfishness, is the one that pretends to put someone else before themselves. The one who pretends someone else is number one.
She was the worst kind of selfish, she didn't just eat the last piece of bread, or save the last piece of cake for herself, numero uno, but she also pretended that everything she did in life was done for someone else, that someone else was number one (she was as uber competitive as she was not to become number one, she claimed, but to do it for other people, to make everyone else number one despite her being the one to actually benefit from it). She was the kind of coward that would never tell anybody who ate the last piece of bread or cake, they would fight amongst each other and still never find out who ate it (unless fear of embarrassment or a tarnished image kept her from eating the last piece of cake that she would have otherwise went for).
by Solid Mantis February 11, 2021

by Zyrerin November 19, 2018

Person 1: can i use your clothes for a few days?
Person 2: No! go buy your own!
Person 1: Um ok? Selfish.
Person 2: No! go buy your own!
Person 1: Um ok? Selfish.
by Enter Your Pseudonym Here May 5, 2022

by Coops76 June 28, 2022

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
