Seefing

To discreetly work your way into a girl's pants.

Bill: Hey man, weren't you seefing?
Joe: Not anymore man, turns out she was 87.

seef sex butt rape date

by ImArealNigga December 12, 2012

Serfing

To crush your lickspittle under the heel of your boot.

She found her workers relaxing instead of laboring and decided to go serfing.

by FuRyUs February 10, 2010

Are you buying what I'm selling?

When you know you're full of sure I'll have another and it must be so obvious to others, so you have to ask.

"Are you buying what I'm selling?"

by sons of a salesman April 10, 2013

Your selling

Yoo shout out to me,Add my snapchat: Itsoscarnunezz.Dont sell-Don’t betray me cuz!!

Goo add my instagram:oscarxnunez
Your selling if u don’t add my snapchat/instagram

by Your selling June 14, 2018

selfiglyphy

(A combination of the words selfie, ugly and photography)

a) when one's incompetence in photography is such that all they can do is take (objectively) ugly selfies
b) (medical condition): when a person feels like puking when looking at each and any selfie of themselves, even when the selfie is considered objectively by many people

eye-candy.

As a medical condition, selfiglyphy cannot be treated, at least atm , even in a psychiatrist's office.

by Sexydimma December 25, 2013

Selfiography

The aesthetic study of the act of self photography

I mean did you see the picture she posted last night? She obviously didn't major in selfiography.

by the illiterate bibliophile January 5, 2014

selling you short

a finance term for when you sell a stock when you do not actually have any shares because you think the stock will go down and give you a profit (Basically you are betting against a stock). However, in terms of relationships selling someone short means you will gain by getting rid of them.

ex 1: man that girl didn't put out after two dates I am gunna have to sell her short.

ex 2: Girl you flaked on me three times in three days I'm shorting you (selling you short)

ex 3: dude Benjamin is being a Dick lately, gunna have to short him (sell him short) for a few days.

by Shumongous October 13, 2014