flute section

a section in a marching band that contains mostly girls and a few guys with arterial motives. they seem normal but anyone who in it will realize that they are extremely naughty, weird, nasty, perverted and conduct bizarre rituals that are unnecessary and disgusting. but they do consist mainly of the hottest girls in the band and most skilled players. they refer to themselves as fluties.

clarinet section: i wish i was as hot as the flutes.
male flutist: why did i join this section? oh ya that's why.
flute section leader: this Saturday is our annual secret initiation ritual.

by kingoffluties November 3, 2013

Jailhouse C-section

Stitched up tear in one's asshole

""I'm about to give you a jailhouse c-section."
And you are instantly terrified."
-Novawar

by TheBestKindOfFig November 3, 2012

woodwind section

The section who tends to play the quietest or the loudest. There's no in between. This section involves Flute to Bari Sax. With Reeds,Double reeds and mouth pieces, this group can be powerful or scared. Typically better at sight reading than the brass section combined, and has more solos in sheet music.

Flute Player: Hey, did you hear that oboe player today in class,

Saxophone Player: Heck Yeah! He/She sounded amazing on her solo.

Clarinet Player: But what about that Bari Sax sound??? That was awesome!!!
Oboe/Bassoon Player:WHO STEPPED ON MY REED?!?!?!?!
Band Director: That Woodwind Section sounded awesome on our songs today! They can leave early.

by Creatively..Hexed00 December 13, 2016

Vibe Section

a vibe section or group. Typically a formation of death pursuing brainless jellyfish creatures, but it can be any gathering of water type Pokémon. I’m lonely.

“I’m lonely. I wish I had a vibe section to be a part of.”

by hydronoa March 25, 2020

Gilbert Porter Section

The "Gilbert Porter Section" is a major section of The Hammocks, FL. It is composed of several neighborhoods and has a total combined population of about 8,957.This area is diverse ethnically, racially, and economically. The Gilbert Porter Section is 39% black, 53% hispanic, and 8% asian, white, and other. Parts of this section are middle class, poor, and rich alike. 42% of the population is below the poverty line, 55% are middle or working class, and 3% are rich. Dr. Gilbert L. Porter Elementary School is in the Gilbert Porter Section; right across from the Ensenada neighborhood.

I would like to go for a walk in the "Gilbert Porter Section".

I have a friend who lives in the "Gilbert Porter Section".

by Take-5-chomp October 27, 2011

Urban Dictionary Comment Section

Something we need.

Urban Dictionary Person: im bored *adds Urban Dictionary Comment Section*
News Reporter: World peace had been resolved

by Williamthecoolboy June 24, 2022

Pseudo Section

Three drunk punks from south-east houston who love mickey's and sing about loving mickey's, so you should probably give them mickey's when you see them.

Hey, there's Pseudo Section. We should buy them mickey's!

by bojo t'baggins January 6, 2010