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scotland

Gaelic name: Alba.

The northernmost country of the United Kingdom. Reknowned for tartans/kilts(which men look stunning in!), lovely scenery(fields, mountains, etc.), many languages (Gàidhlig, Scots),
and much grief from the English.

Americans are known to settle there because of less expensive homes.
"Latha Math!" (Good day!)
"I'm sorry?"
"Nach eil Gàidhlig agaibh?" (You don't speak Gaelic?)
"I'm afraid that I don't understand you, ma'am... I thought you people spoke English."
"We do speak English... and Gaelic was our original language before the bloody English came in!"
by Lorelili May 13, 2005
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Scotland

A country in the northern half of the British Isles.

Geologically similar to Northern Ireland and south eastern Canada(being originally part of the North American tectonic plate that broke off and became attached to the European plate).

The people are obsessed with the English and their relationship to them. This complex is generally made worse by the fact that most English people do not care about what the Scottish think about them.
One of the hundreds of thousands of Scotsmen living in South-East England: Scotland's great and everyone there is so much nicer and friendlier than you English b******ds!

Englishman: Well f**k off back to Scotland then!
by Ndidi's Kraal October 4, 2009
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Shotloaf

A word that can be a filler word. Functions as a noun, verb, and adjective.
"That guy is a total shotloaf."
"Makes me wanna go shotloafting this weekend."
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SOTL

Shit On The Lens - Any foreign material adhering itself to the lens of a camera, usually appearing in the acquired image.
How long has Pamfila had that mole? It's not a mole its just SOTL.
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scotland

very patriotic but the football teams are rubbish...not that many people say "aboot" and only a few areas say "eh" like some parts of edinburgh and aberdeen. the best spoken english is actually in scotland..we were forced to speak english when we were taken over by an English king and we were beaten to try and take all the scottish out of us...in schools we were beaten until we spoke proper english and if we didn't we were punished harshly.
"see you jimmy" "eh...nah" haggis kilts tammys, tartan, ill educated.. all completely wrong..all based on lies when scotland was occupied by an english king..lies and rumours were started to ensure english people would stay afraid of the "savage scottish people
by scotland_is_the_best April 23, 2005
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I will not meet you in Scotland

This is opposite to "I'll meet you in Scotland"

When a man DOES NOT shove one finger (or two) in a woman's vagina, and another one (or two) in her anus. He then proceeds to touch his two (or four) fingers together inside of her body
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spotlight

Called when a person catches somebody else masturbating while online. If the person calls "spotlight," the masturbating person must show off his or her junk in action to the person who caught them. In other words, the "spotlight" is on them.
Roger: Vicky what are you doing?
Vicky: uhh...nothing?
Roger: SPOTLIGHT!
Vicky: ...shit.
by CXZ2764 March 23, 2008
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