satchel

a hot and silly guy

that guy satchel is pretty hot

by Fluster5 March 10, 2024

Batter Satchel

Slang for a promiscuous woman's vagina who doesn't shower often...... Saving all that batter for later.... AKA- cum dumpster

That slutty chicks batter Satchel needs a good scrubbing..... And maybe some antibiotics!!!

by Jo Duckhunt May 26, 2022

meat satchel

A scrotum. The sack containing a man's testicles.

How was your date last night? We were about to smush and then I caught a whiff of his meat satchel.

by Johan Spleefster November 16, 2010

muffy satchel

(Noun) (m-uh-fee-sAa-Tch-Lle) a small, padded pocket that holds your pipe, your weed and your lighter // can also hold your other fragile items that you may need on the go.

“Did you bring the muffy satchel?”

“I got a new muffy satchel.”
“Will it fit in the muffy satchel?”

by ZiggityZell September 11, 2022

Satchel de douche

Upscale version of douche bag

Whoa that Gary is a real satchel de douche

by TMoneyID January 30, 2011

douche satchel

A douche mop who continues to be a low level pain in the ass.

kitters53: lol bad call
NoahRC: I liked my odds but I know what you mean
kitters53: because you don't know how to play
NoahRC: you are a complete douche satchel

by NoahRC March 01, 2008

Satchelism

Someone who purposely keeps information to themselves rather than sharing it i.e keeps in in their satchel

Example “does anyone know where the shitter is ?, I am desperate?” A satchelist would know where the shitter is and purposely not tell you! And then wait to see if you wrong yourself! Or a another case of satchelism would be where you might say does anyone know how to make a chicken pie? The satchelist would know how to make a chicken pie and not tell you and take pleasure watching you fail at making one .

by Satchelist January 07, 2022