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Sarcastibitch

(noun) any American or Americanized woman with an IQ over 110
Genya was a lovely, kind, caring, girl when she lived in Poland; but American life has really turned her into a sarcastibitch.
by Gippy September 15, 2005
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*Sarcastrics*

Used before and after a word or phrase while texting to let others know your being *sarcastic* to avoid a misunderstanding.
Oh your going to jail? that sucks *remember to ask about conjugal visits*

Me - Sarah gave me a recipe to try!
You - did you tell her you don't know how to read one of those?

(That sounds like your being a dick, and I might get angry with you)

Me - Sarah gave me a recipe to try!
You - *Did you tell her you dont know how to read one of those?*

(Now I know your just being a smart ass, and I will laugh haha.)
*Sarcastrics*
by Special Kai 724 October 23, 2010
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sarcasterisk

The changing of a full stop to an asterisk to indicate that the preceding sentence was sarcastic.
"Dude the sarcasterisk is so great"

"Yes. I really think it'll catch on*"
by DDaly August 1, 2014
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Sarcastrophe

Punctuation mark: Umlauts placed at the beginning and end of a sentence used to denote sarcastic intent. Helpful for texting and email.
¨No, your ass isn't big¨ texted with great sarcastrophe.
by Brionco September 13, 2011
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sarcastic smarmy

refers to those who are anything but smarmy, but could be.
Ideally social network connections in metropolitan areas, hip, happening, from what I can see. Opposite of urban trife. The person who is known as green, friendly, perfect when the light is shining. Maybe would dis a dork.
A sarcastic smarmy could be a student at a big time campus, or a freelance writer/photographer/graphic designer/dj/you name it living, working, thriving to some extent in an urban environment.
by boldbrains December 1, 2010
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sarcastatag

(N.) A tag, comment or reply that should go over the head of the recipient, but (when done well) provide amusement for those following the thread and infiltrate their subsequent replies.
R24ever: I saw the best boobies at Hackercon this year. This one Xena warriorchick in her leather bikini had smokin' hot 38DDs
Smartass1: I thought Sheena was a man
R24ever: What the eff?? Xena! You don't know who Xena Warrior princess is? really?
Smartass1: Haw dude, it's a song lyric, chill. I was just giving you sarcastatag. Sooooo did you go up and talk to her? Take her back to your room? Did you show her *yer movez?*
R24ever: Nah.... but I could have
Smartass2: Did he show you his light saber? hahaha
Smartass1: (says in a fake R24ever voice) Sheena put that big bad thing away girl.
R24ever: you guys are asshats
by SethroT May 3, 2011
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sarcastic

someone that is "weird"or "strange" but not in a normal weird way.I mean when you say that person is sarcastic is because its undefined,they say they like something they dont really like and they just behave in weird manners.
diego says he is a punk but he likes metal.
WHO UNDERSTANDS HIM??
noone does cause he is sooo sarcastic.
by yooo May 2, 2006
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