Santa

An aging horny white obese male, 5,3, white beard and moustache, supposedly artificial, is reported to come into every North American, rich middle-to-upper class white household, and givs them presents on account of being good. However if so is not the case, and if there are members that were acting naughty, then he strips down naked, and climbs into children/hot daughter/wife/and or mother's beds while giving them a wet orgasm and rubbing their insenuous body parts with aspercreme. He is reported to abduct some of the members and lock them away in a cage on his ranch in Fall Springs, PI

BE good or Michael Moo..err Satan will get you

by lolpwnclown January 7, 2005

Santa

a guy who eats to many cookies and then gets fat then unbulivibly fits down a chimney.

Santa is so fat but still can fitdown a chimney.

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

Santa

A person who disregards strong arguments in order to not appear beaten.

They knew he was wrong, but it was the pig who outwitted him and proved him wrong, the pig was now non existant to Santa and he argued as nothing had happened.

by JayRoe October 6, 2006

santa

Santa is coca cola propaganda and a rip-off from sinterklaas.

sinterklaas, santa, saint nicolas,wodan.

by Satan's mother December 7, 2006

Santa

A fat white guy who breaks into your house and eats your food.

HOLY SHIT! Santa ate all the cookies!

by sarah00009 November 8, 2010

Santa

a not real characters, also if u mix up the letters in santa

S-A-N-T-A u can get satan

Me:hey kids

kids: hi mister, are u santa??

Me:no santas not real

kids:*crying*

Me:laughs

by Kenny22 February 14, 2008

Santa

First put in picture by Coca-Cola in the being of the 20th Century. Now He has been cloned so everybody can see him at every shopcenter.

Mom : Do you want to take a picture with Santa?
Child: No, he smells weird!

by Kherozen December 19, 2003