Russell Crowe

Is all that is MAN

Maximus: BOW DOWN TO ME ROMANS I AM RUSSELL CROWE I AM ALL THAT IS MAN!

by toothlessmango September 29, 2009

Russell Crowe

Toughest guy on the face of the earth.

Don't fuck with Russell Crowe.

by kickstanddick November 30, 2004

Russell Special

The Russell Special is when one blows a game of pool, by way of scratching on the 8-ball on a seemingly easy shot.

(following a shot): "Oh, the Russell Special!"

by P-Nut! December 8, 2009

Russell, KS

hell in central kansas. The people of russell are so desperate for people that they hold a pathetic festival called the Prairiesta every ten years in desperate hope that people will decide to move there. It is filled with racist homophobic rednecks who crush opposing ideas like a foot crushes a cockroach. Their mind set comes from the pre-Civil War Era.

I wish the homophobes of Russell, KS would just cum out of the closet.

by treat101 December 24, 2012

Russell

Russell’s are extremely handsome guys. They have huge cocks and They mostly have braces and Blackish hair. They are so cute and funny and sweet. They will make extremely good boyfriends and usually play sports like baseball or football. They will never let you down.

Girl 1: your lucky your dating a russell

Girl 2: I know he’s so nice and active and his cock is huge.

by Russell the man November 15, 2018

a russell

when you take a giant shit in someones house

i just stoped at Mc Donald's and going to mikes when i get there i better pull a russell

by hairytaco July 3, 2011

rusted cougar

A cougar that is visually and sexually repulsive. Rusted cougars are usually missing teeth or have bodies that have been worn down by age.

I can't believe Joe hooked up with that broad last night...she was definitely a rusted cougar.

by CaptinStabN April 19, 2008