dirty rueben

To smother your cock with corned beef and fumunda cheese before throat fucking your baby sister, forcing her to choke

He picked her up at the junior high and parked in a empty lot and served her a Dirty Rueben.

by Omaha jack knob 2000 February 14, 2019

Ruben Arias

A handsome , normally Spanish, and looks like Enrique Iglesias. He has the biggest Dick alive, and girls love him. He is a pimp daddy, and also has a brother who likes boys. Amazing Soccer player, and blessed to have an amazing family. Remember his brother likes boys. Brothers name could possibly be (Gabriel Morante)

You are such a Ruben Arias

by Pimp Daddy 101 December 12, 2012

rubensky

He is sweet and can get girls with his big dick.He is a cute guy.

Rubensky is cute he is dating That Girl.

by Amy313 November 8, 2017

Ruben

Ruben, a total bad ass law breaker but also has a sensitive side rescuing venomous spiders in his spare time.

That guy Ruben likes to live life on the edge....

by K8eeeeeeee March 3, 2020

Ruben's Cum

very delicious. very nutritious. good for your health and skin. doctors recommend it.

Ethan Like to eat Ruben's Cum

by Gay_Priest June 22, 2021

Ruben

A weird ass man who has a fascination with fucking bunnies

“That boy is an absolute Ruben, did you see the way he was looking at my bunny”

by chickentenders29238 November 22, 2021

A Ruben

When understanding a lesson but later don't understand but then quickly understand in a comedic way

Friend: Oh i get it now :D

*doing homework: Huh? What!? This doesn't make sense!!!
5mins later: OH THAT! GODDAMMIT i just did a Ruben

by Chibbyjonny November 18, 2011