runny monkey

The runny monkey is when you take a monkey about 1.5 feet in stature. Once acquired a monkey of this size you have sex with its asshole as hard as you possibly can stretching it out and eventually killing it. Once the monkey is dead you hold it up above your head and squeeze all of the shit, blood, and guts into your mouth and drink it.

My dog's asleep so I might just opt for a runny monkey.

by RJH 3 January 18, 2008

Runny Taco

The act of taking a crap on a womans chest and then proceeding to titty fuck her using the poo as lube.

My wife is a dirty whore, so I gave her a runny taco.

by Mandini January 24, 2009

rung up

Slang among officers of the law for giving someone a speeding ticket.

He got rung up for doing 80 on the freeway.

by Runged Up One December 9, 2011

runty kunty

A set of words made on IRC which can be said in adornment (tight pussy) or can be used as an insult but sounds kinda cute too

That runty kunty at the cash forgot a dollar back on my 20 bill.

by DarkSunIsClearSky May 31, 2019

runny mustard

After you have sex and you pull your penis out of your condom and the stuff inside spills out onto your partners pubic hair.

Aww, sweetie i let some runny mustard get into your hair patch. Go take a shower.

by hexicon September 12, 2006

runyon

Noun. When you shit out a massive telephone pole sized turd, so big you don't know how you didnt go out like Elvis pushing it out, a medical marvel that an anus could have that much elasticity without damage, the heinous log ranging in dimensions between a full size can of Pringles up to 3 standard peanut butter jars stacked on top of one another, so big that if found in the wilderness it would perpetuate the legend that Bigfoot may in fact be real & is pooping in your county. It's also commonly a fairly dense specimen that holds it's shape indefinitely no matter how long it soaks in the water, it will hold it's form so well you could pick it up & use it as a weapon, or donate it to an art school for the pottery class since it's pretty damn close to a clay like consistency. If you left one of these at your friends house, it most likely ended the friendship. It's water & chemical resistant, fire retardant, the only true way to get this fucker down the toilet is by breaking it apart with brutal force with a harder material, perhaps a carbide machete would be best, or if one is in a pinch a sturdy metal coat hanger can be used.

Jake: Man I just took a big runyon at Phil's house & I can't get it to go down!

Steve: Groty man he's gonna kill you if he has to deal with it . Better get the poop knife & start hacking it apart.

by Cadaver February 21, 2018

Rangy

Human whose body hair is of an orange or light red hue, resembling that of an orangutan

“Angus is one Rangy bastard”

“Oi mate! Did ya see that bloody gingeh on the wai out o da pub?! Straight rangy! Think she scaped from the zoo!”

Bro #1: Bro, marked one off my bucket list last night!
Bro #2: What'd you do?
Bro #1: bagged me a rangy

by harpua77 August 15, 2011