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merk route

noun; easy way out of something; almost always ending in a bad decision or with penalizing consequences.
well, I had brownies stuck in my teeth, took the merk route, thought swishing water in my mouth would help... nope, needed to brush them. Now I look like a fuckin' asshole all night with brown shit in my teeth.
by Tekron420 January 30, 2008
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paper route

Paper Route is an American Indie rock band from Nashville, Tennessee formed in 2004. paper route has toured with Paramore, Phantom Planet, and Jack's Mannequin. They have also toured with Copeland, Passion Pit, and She Wants Revenge.and currently touring with Owl City and Lights.

paper route is an amazing band.
Paper Route is composed of Chad Howat (bass, piano, programming), J.T. Daly (vocals, keyboards, percussion), Andy Smith (vocals, guitars, harmonica), and Gavin McDonald (drums).

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by AlExSwOrD April 17, 2010
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down route

Most commonly a woman who is broke, easy, and lies about having money and class. Meanwhile they're standing at the bus stop at two in the morning.
That down route slept with my man and stole his jacket the next day.
by Flexy April 12, 2008
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wall route

The thing I do to my friend Jonas on smash bros
by Mr.dolphin April 15, 2023
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swag route

A term commonly used in Geometry Dash, a game involving dodging obstacles and such. It's like an unintentional way of getting through a level that's harder than the original path
Yo, I just found this sick swag route in XO by KrmaL!
by seapyxi May 9, 2023
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Ho Chi Minh route

If a girl or a woman decides to act like a sleazy slut in a certain period of her life, she is following the Ho Chi Minh route. The girl or woman constantly commits slutty behaviour down this route. 'Ho Chi Minh' refers to 'Hooker' or 'Whore' but is orignally known as the trail that ran through Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia to transfer manpower and materiel during the Vietnam war.
Hi, I've seen that your girlfriend is currently following the Ho Chi Minh route at a very high speed these days.
by Theboyisthirsty March 28, 2019
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The Secret Ballgrave Route

The second secret route of Deltarune Chapter 2
Mystic created the inspiration, Cereally finalized it.
Person 1: Have you found that secret route in Deltarune Chapter 2?
Person 2: Oh, you mean The Secret Ballgrave Route?
Person 1: Yeah, that one.
by g64d November 29, 2022
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