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Zipper Ripper

When you break wind and the sound that is made is very reminiscent of pulling on a zipper. As you control your flatulence, you can speed up or slow down the quickness of the zipper sound to make it sound like you are pulling the zipper faster or slower which causes those around you to giggle more.
1. It sounded as if someone had unzipped something until the smell hit me and I knew it was a "zipper ripper".
2. Before I unpacked my luggage, I had to pass gas and as I let it rip, I forced it out quicker giving it a quick unzipping sound, a "zipper ripper", and then unzipped my suitcase and laughed at how similar they both sounded.
by max nova September 13, 2009
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dick ripper

The one who performs circumcisions on babys when they are born.
Wife: I'm glad our son is getting circumcised.

Husband: I just hope that the dick ripper goes easy on that little guy, he is tender!
by tittyfuck69 April 20, 2009
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Jean Ripper

A boner so big and hard that you feel like your jeans are gonna get ripped.
Guy 1: Alright, I saw Dan's 19 year old model sister in the shower yesterday, I got such a jean ripper!

Guy 2: Nice one.
by Don'tKnowWhatNameToChoose July 23, 2010
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pussy ripper

a guy that rips pussy with his big cock.
by JACK THE Pussy Riper July 9, 2009
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Mississippi Ripper

When you fuck a girl so hard that the length of skin between the vagina and asshole completely tears.
Man 1: So, did you get with Robbin last night?

Man 2: Hell yea! Fucked her so hard, gave her a Mississippi Ripper!
by Salty Moore June 10, 2010
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skipper ripper

to have sex with the skipper on a boat so many times that you tear her/his asshole.
I had a skipper ripper of a weekend
by Lonny6900 October 31, 2009
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poo ripper

when you do a poo that rips your arse apart because it is so bloody big and massive. it feels like your arse has been rapped. it has chunky bits in it the size of tennis balls. wait that is a tennis ball. gross. can often get to be 25 centimetres- around! it really hurts. be careful you will need a larger size toilet. NOTE: try not to do a poo ripper in your pants.
'When sean went for a shit he did a poo ripper that was the size of a basketball!'
'my name is brody and i just ripped my arse apart with a poo ripper'
'murray jones did a poo ripper that didnt rip her ass?'
by Mr Burns September 20, 2006
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