Rusty Roads

Dry period blood on a man's penis. Usually dries within 5 minutes after intercourse and turns a coppery rust color....

10 minutes after fucking a chick on her period, Johny looked at his dick and said, "Damn, I got some serious Rusty Roads."

by chaseman36 August 21, 2009

roadsterzoku

A cult of fuccbois who circle jerk each other whilst chanting "MX-5s are the best".

Did you see that roadsterzoku back at the traffic lights?

by gheegz94 January 26, 2016

roadside circumcision

Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.

Doctor: why are you in hospital?
Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car
Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision

by Barberella September 1, 2020

Lana rhoades

Lana rhoades keeps leaving Dominic’s ass licked out from rimming and Dominic’s cock and balls sucked and

face fucked and gagged and and choked

on and deepthroated and jerked off and

spit on and licked and stroked until he cums a few times

she loves dick riding dominic and rimming

him Lana rhoades Takes pleasure in making dominic

cum from rimming Lana rhoades is one of the

sexiest pornstars alive she loves dick riding

dominic in the freakiest sex positions And is

always trying to cheer Dominic up after she just dick raped Dominic yeah Lana rhoades is so hot one of the best pornstars ever to shoot porn or adult films which is probably why dominic is always down to have sex with her

I don’t give a damn Lana rhoades is one of the goats PERIOD

by Royal fuckery🗡👑 May 11, 2022

Roadster

An old band teacher who has a bald head with one strip of white hair across the top. When he wants you to play louder he squawks like a bird.

The Roadster was fired.

by Angry band student February 28, 2004

roadside bomb

When a person enters a room, stops in front of any person they choose, let out a fart(silent but deadly or any other types)then leave the room like nothing happened.

oh my god,last night i let off the worst roadside bomb ive ever smelt in my life!

by captmyke June 11, 2006

Tesla Roadster

Awesome Electric Supercar

Is that a Tesla Roadster? I've heard it's fucking awesome.

by krlyos December 17, 2011