racially Retarded

racially retarded is a word used for people who do not see skin color or origins. It's kind of hard for them to understand that someone is from another ethinicity. They treat everyone the same in an unbiased way and in some cases it takes them awhile to see that people that they meet are different from them.

Sam: I think I'm gonna get a tan this summer. Would like to come with Jill.

Jill: Umm.... No thanks. I don't need a tan. I'm already brown?

Sam: Oh! You are! *surprised*

Jill : Sometimes I think you're racially retarded.
The example sucks but I think you guys get the point.

by Willo_moon June 15, 2010

hat-on-foot retarded

Being drunk, high, or just generally stupid to the the point where you'd do something absolutely retarded like attempting to wear a hat on your foot.

Charlie- "Yo did you see that drunken idiot who lost his shoes?"
Dennis- "Yeah he tried to wear his hat on his foot!"
Charlie- "That asshole is hat-on-foot retarded!'

by Chris_Wright September 26, 2009

Are you retarded

The worst mobile game ad title ever.

Yes, it is a real mobile game ad by ketchapp. It features gameplay of a basketball game thing with a white rectangle on top that says "Are you retarded", matching the ad title.

ketchapp: Are you retarded
The community: Yes, I am

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 12, 2021

mildly retarded

(Adj.) The nicest way to still call someone completely and utterly retarded.

That girl who ran into that telephone pole seems mildly retarded.

by Shitspopper October 6, 2008

Retarded hot

When you see a girl that has looks way above par. You stop and you're mouth hangs open in a gaping fashion. Causing you to look slightly retarded.

Someones Sister: My boobs bounce!!!

Clint: *drooling* They, Uh, Sure do..

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 1, 2005

retarded jack

Someone who is completely retarded when sexually active but usually a stinky ass turd and needs to get friends.

Jack was really a retarded jack when he tried to do the sixty-nine position with Desere, the fat stinky hoe of the town.

by Chink Ming November 22, 2013

Getting Retarded

The act of becoming so undeniably inebriated on various forms of alcohol and drugs that you absolutely cannot comprehend what the hell is going on around you or in your life.

"All these people are coming over and I don't know whether I should let them park here or pick them up somewhere. What do you think?"

"Umm, what? I don't know what the fuck is going on...
Man I'm fuckin' getting retarded."

by Seminoles91 February 18, 2010