Packed Restauant

A huge long line of expletives. Far worse things than you'd say in front of your parents. It can also mean a very crowded eating establishment.

You are such a packed restaurant!

or: Damn, this place is packed restaurant!

by Andy June 10, 2003

Alice's Restaurant

A restaurant where you could get anything you want. Also, a song to be sung when getting drafted. The recruiters will think the draftee is crazy and reject them.

Come right in, it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track. You could get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant!

by Suisare crasher July 31, 2004

the American Italian Restaurant

Servings for nonItalian Americans:

noodles and tomatoe sauce with very bland seasonings that will not go against your religion- spegeti

pie' crust drenched in tomatoe sauce, barely any graded mozerella cheese so you can handle it - imitation "pizza" pie

dough rolls with a pinch of seasoning on them and just a touch a garlic - garlec knats

breaded with white man's oils and mozzerella in the middle - mazarela stickss

Get for real we don't care for non Italians.

In Italy - real italian food.

I went to the Olive Gardin the American Italian Restaurant to get some knock off imitation pizza and got constipated.

I went to the American Italian Restaurant and didn't realize the owner just moved here from Italy. The food was filled with so much spices it put me into shock and I forgot who and what I was.

by bAmeriWind8 January 24, 2011

iTouch restoration

The act of restoring your (apple) iTouch. A disappointing process when your device is acting up. Restores everything, so its dire you "back up" all of your music/pictures/videos etc... Its inevitable unless you like whatever the issue with your device is.

Subject A:"My apps open, then close right away, what do I do?"
Subject B:"Restart it, delete some apps, if all else fails, you have no choice but to commit the act of itouch restoration."
Subject A:"Mother fucker."

by RestorageFrenzy December 29, 2009

Alice's Restaurant

Alice's Restaurant is a song by folk artist Arlo Guthrie which is second only to turkey and football when it comes to "Thanksgivin'".

The song serves not only as a satircal look on the judiciary branch of the US government but it also demotes the armed services for a good portion of the song. As the song was based on real events Guthrie really did get out of the draft by faking mental insanity at his evaluation.

Every single year it's eat a drumstick of the turkey, play football 'til you can't move your arms and listen to Alice's Restaurant after fiddling with the radio all day until you find a station playing it.

by Sid Barrett December 16, 2007

restaurant fag

Act of implying one has taste by associating with "classy" and is usually located near the bar area of an establishment. To put on airs.

"I just got a 25 minute lecture on cheese from that guy at the bar. What a restaurant fag."

by Fokk October 8, 2008

Irish Restraint

A consensual heterosexual sexual intercourse scenario in which the male partner chugs Guinness beers until black out drunk and then tries to maintain an erection while having sex with a totally sober female partner. Bonus points are awarded if the male does not vomit or pass out during intercourse.

I heard Conor and Maeve tried the Irish Restraint again last night, but he puked on her again.

by PointlessStoriesOnReddit July 12, 2018