Barfday reset

A barfday reset is any event when you throw up, vomit, barf, puke, etc. You've expelled your stomach contents, you now have a new barfday.

I was hoping to celebrate my barfday next Thursday, but last night I had the grossest barfday reset ever. Chowder, EVERYWHERE.

My 5yr old son just reset his barfday this morning, I'm going to have to work from home today.

by j0nthegreat August 6, 2024

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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife July 11, 2025

Crotch Reset

When your pants and underwear somehow become positioned in such a way - possibly while working, walking, or running around - that there is no way to fix the situation except to go to the restroom, drop everything, and start over.

My boxers got all twisted and were pinching my junk. I had to go to the bathroom and do a crotch reset.

by Jeehar June 10, 2014

Reset Button

The prostate gland on a man. When he cums he will pee immediately after thinking he is still cuming.

This girl gave me good sneak head and hit my reset button . I came so hard and long

by Amschel September 6, 2025

resetting

The act of sticking a screwdriver up the anus while being held upside down.

A: I want to reset you like a furby tonight.
B: i could really go for a good resetting

by FeelingFrosty February 7, 2020

Universe Reset

A group of highly unstable retards whose only job is to make one person's life a living hell. Also known as "gangbanging" him/her into hopeless despair of ones useless fucking life. One invested with about twenty six alternate accounts mostly maid by the princess herself.

"Hey do you know about Universe Reset?"
"You mean those retards who can't tell a word from a letter?"
"Yup."

by Grim__ April 10, 2022

the great reset

You go back to 0.01$

Bro ima donate 50k to activate the great reset

by Shæt April 27, 2024