Remote

An inanimate master Hide & Seek player than can turn on and control televisions, DVD players, supersonic missiles, etc.

God dammit, Kyle, I can't find the stupid remote!

by fngf3501 April 12, 2022

remote penis

A penis that feels like a remote

OMG! Doug has a remote penis

by Depressed Retard February 9, 2023

Remotion

To be in the state of remoteness/ to be removed.
Formal word

Bob: Have you seen billy
Jeff: Nope, he's had a remotion from his job

by Epithelial February 3, 2020

Remote/r3moqe

a gaming god/femboy

"have u seen Remote/r3moqe the gaming god"
"yes hes so sexy and cool omg omg"
"Remote/r3moqe the gaming god"

by RemoteW November 21, 2021

Remote Concolism

A disorder when a person feels the need to possess all remote controls in a household or entertainment system.

My boyfriend suffers from a severe case of remote concolism where he has to have the remotes when we watch Netflix.

by sdickiso November 21, 2016

Neural Remote Monitoring

It's a gps, whatever,

if someone is using it on u find emp gun, or magnet. locate chip on stalker.

Neural Remote Monitoring

by MineOwedWu's July 27, 2021

Remote

Something I’m too lazy to get

Ok time for a movie... oh I forgot the remote, but I’m too lazy to get it, SLAVES GET MY REMOTE!

by Wuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwueueueuuee October 9, 2020