fist related teeth disorder

A phrase coined by the character Lister on the British TV show "Red Dwarf". Used as a threat.

I didn't get a chance to tell you earlier, but earlier today I discovered Mr. Rimmer is suffering from a stress related nervous disorder.

When I get done with him, he's gonna be suffering from a fist related teeth disorder!

by Alex Stockwell April 17, 2009

highschool relationship

The inability to be apart from your significant other for more than two seconds. Usually involves hordes of sex that the two engaged in the relationship will later find out was absolutely horrible, but at the time they though that's just how it was supposed to be. Both people usually become annoying to their friends and fight about ridiculous things. Topped off, normally, by a pregnancy scare.

Teddy: Hey man, wanna go to the football game?
Jason: Nah, I have to go sit in a room with my girlfriend and have a lot of sex that will be over in one to two minutes, ya know.... because we're in a highschool relationship.
Teddy: I don't like you anymore man, you're a loser.
Jason: But I love her.

(Jason and his girlfriend will break up after two days of being apart, because it's "too hard." Really, they just want to bang someone else.)

by Michael Oberland April 28, 2006

Relationshit

A relationship with a significant other that has gone sour and both parties are too scared and/or lazy to call it quits.

I'm stuck in a crappy relationshit with Jenny.

by Mojo March 1, 2005

Love/Hate relationship

A Love/Hate relationship is usually between two people who deep down love each other. Insted of actually expressing their feelings, they bicker. Sometimes they will atomaticly say, "I hate him/her" so no one leads on maybe they do love that person. Also they may say "I don't care" when really they do. Fights are cuased over jelousy, maybing hating the person because their with someone else, but really love the other person. Love/hate relationships are complicated, but in the end they're exciting and intoxating because there is a fine line between love and hate.

Ron and Hermione. They hate each other but end up becoming a couple in, because they have a love/hate relationship.

by IhatehowmuchIloveu July 18, 2011

relationship felon

1. A person who repeatedly breaks the rules of engagement when romantically involved (i.e., cheats, lies, steals, beats, etc.).

2. A player who insists on being in a relationship, even though all he/she does is cause pain.

Tammy seems to attract nothing but relationship felons who end up treating her like dirt.

by Lolita Files December 26, 2008

Relative Awkwardness

Mostly happens around Thanksgiving or Christmas time when you see your family relatives you haven't seen in a year and it's completely awkward and you have nothing to talk about.

Sitting at the thanksgiving table causally eating my pumpkin pie with my relatives, we have nothing to talk about, its relative awkwardness

by Archibald Jones September 29, 2009

relationship vulture

This describes the person that, rather than pursue a relationship of their own, wait for a friend to get out of a bad relationship and then swoop in take advantage of a vulnerable and single state.

He is a relationship vulture, eating at the carcass of her deceased relationship.

by lolweird February 25, 2018