by Kathleen Breach February 5, 2008
Get the relation-shit mug.It's a condition after heavy diarrhea. When you feel so fucking horribly for a long time, when you can't raise your ass
above pan, cause after few second you may shit your pants.
And after this nightmare you feeling yourself so fucking good.
above pan, cause after few second you may shit your pants.
And after this nightmare you feeling yourself so fucking good.
-Dude, what did you do last night?
-I could not sleep cause i had diarrhea! I sat all night on the pan!
-So, how do you feel right now?
-I feel pretty cool!
-You are relaxing hero!
-I could not sleep cause i had diarrhea! I sat all night on the pan!
-So, how do you feel right now?
-I feel pretty cool!
-You are relaxing hero!
by xsquooshx January 26, 2011
Get the relaxing hero mug.A person who does everything in their power to creep on and eventually force you or a friend unwillingly into a non consensual relationship.
"I've been talking to Lauren a lot...and I think I just want to be friends...she seems to have other things in mind. I feel like I'm going to be walking in some dark alley and she will leap out of the shadows, forcing me into a meaningless relationship. Such a Relapist.
by GreenEggsNGraham October 3, 2008
Get the Relapist mug.A Jumblefuck word coming from the definitions and combination of the two words relaxing and lagging; to lag, or put something off why chilling/relaxing at the same time. Relagging.
"Fuck Joe! You know those guys are waiting for that sack. You're fucking lagging!" "No Will, see this blunt in my hand? I ain't lagging, I'm relagging and it's much deserved."
by Kurt 8 KEINER January 12, 2009
Get the relagging mug.a very short relationship with little real importance to either member; usually lasting between one day and three months and entered into "for the hell of it"
Man Codey, your freshman year of highschool was full of stupid two-month relationblips.
Yeah, I know, I dated five girls! What can I say, I was bored.
Yeah, I know, I dated five girls! What can I say, I was bored.
by idaidaidaida! February 29, 2008
Get the relationblip mug.After curling one out, relaxtion is the state the body enters in the few moments it takes for the bum hole to close. A calm time after what can sometimes be a painful and stressful experience.
After dropping the biggest turd of his life, Jonathan entered a state of relaxtion so intense that he almost fell off the bog.
by dAVEY Boy and The Screet November 21, 2014
Get the Relaxtion mug.Punny way to talk about getting with someone. The relation ship sets sail when people become unsure about the shore and sea the tides and times changin'. To be forced aboard the relation ship is to be stolen by pirates and held against your will. Often people will try and force you on a speed boat, but be sure to take your life jacket. Ultimately this ends badly; see the tale of Titanic, the epitome of rough seas and one will be forced to walk the plank. Often relation ships head towards Love Island (see Paul Danan), but there can be complications en route, such as an interfering 3rd party, known as an iceberg.
See also friend ship and companion ship
See also friend ship and companion ship
Check Jack and Rose getting aboard the relation ship. This probably won't end in Titanic.
Does anyone else want to potentially try and force me on the relation ship? ALL ABOARD, settin sail, bon voyage
Oh my cod, you're so shellfish, you will never get on the relation ship.
Does anyone else want to potentially try and force me on the relation ship? ALL ABOARD, settin sail, bon voyage
Oh my cod, you're so shellfish, you will never get on the relation ship.
by Schmitstahhh February 18, 2011
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