Rebecca

The most intelligent and stunning girl on the planet.

Guy1: Hey man y'know Rebecca?

Guy2: What, that girl who you don't have a chance with?

Guy1: Yeah im going out with her now!

Guy2: Bastard.

by Gawey August 24, 2008

Rebecca Black

The bitch who made the most annoying song in the history of the world. Justin Beiber is approved by the world more than those who approve of Rebecca Black. The infamous Friday song consists of Black telling the world it's Friday (even when it's clearly not Friday). She also us the days of the week, as if we don't already know it. We know Thursday is before Friday, Friday is Friday, Saturday is after Friday, and Sunday is after Saturday. But that bitch thinks we're too dumb to know. She also has to decide where to sit in a car, the front seat or the back seat. Which is the dumbest shit ever because someone is already is in the front seat, which means you're suppose to sit in the BACK SEAT, BITCH. The music video consists of 12 year old kids in front of a green screen pretending to drive a convertible and two girls on the side dancing awkwardly, becoming a giant sensation on Tumblr. Also, a random black guy, who is obviously older than 12, rapping and perhaps even attending the same party as the kids. Creepy much? The song is plague. It hurts your ears, makes you want to cry, and drops your IQ 100 points but somehow it sticks to your head, spreads like a cancer and can causes you to even sing it sometimes.

Guy: Forget Beiber Fever, I got the Black Plague!

Rebecca Black: Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

Rebecca Black: Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards
I don’t want this weekend to end

by jayygatsby April 2, 2011

Rebecca Black

One of the worst teen singers that has existed. May or May not be as bad or or worse than Justin Bieber

Have you heard Rebecca Black's song "Friday"?
Nope
She's retarded, don't even bother.

by Snarky Noodles April 8, 2011

Rebeca Gabriela

Rebeca Gabriela is one of the greatest humans on this planet. She is talented, nice, funny & very special. We wrote a book together and will always have the best memories.

Oh who's that?
That’s Rebeca Gabriela. Thanks for being the Benedict to my Cumberbatch.

by Elena M March 5, 2021

hot rebecca

An amalgam of all super tall, super gorgeous, smartphone toting power women.

Damn Gal Gadot is such a hot rebecca

by squanchy2112 August 7, 2018

Way Better than Rebecca Black

A go-to phrase for youtube comment boards used to offer consolation to youtube video content (usually a song) that, while otherwise relatively sub-par, is nevertheless far more accomplished and/or enjoyable than Rebecca Black's "Friday."

Youtube comment: Yo idk how this vid is kickin' on the front page when it should be chillin' on the back page, but it's still way better than Rebecca Black.

by Magzillas May 12, 2011

Rebecca Black

A girl who can't make up her mind on which seat she should take, in the car driven by her 13 year friend. She likes to narrate her Fridays in extreme detail from 7:00 am to friday night. She knows her weekdays very well to the point where she will tell you that yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday, tommorow is Saturday, and after that is Sunday. This song is only accurate on Fridays, so do NOT rely on her when you need to know what day it is. Rebecca Black says she enjoys her Fridays, despite the fact that there is a random black guy stalking them in his car. Maybe if everyone in the car wasn't so busy dancing and driving underage, they would notice and call the police.

Example: Now i'm aware that Saturday is after Friday, thanks to Rebecca Black and her wisdom of the days of the week.

by Brusso_ April 13, 2011