read it and weep

It is when you send a myspace message to someone and when you go to the sent folder it will say that the person has " read" your message and did not reply back.

Me: UGH Jackie didnt reply back to my message!
Someone elese: Oh she read it and weep your message

by Camille sdt November 17, 2007

read 180

A program For students, Typically In Elementary School Who Have special Snowflake Syndrome

"HEY HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE READ 180 STUDENTS?"
"No"
"They Had To Pronounce bee And once Of Them Said Bah"

by unkown frick November 24, 2016

read the bible

reading the bible is nothing other than fucking with your loved ones <33

for example:

"wanna read the bible tonight?"

"ofc babe I'll be there in 5 minutes"

by defnoturgirl January 8, 2022

read a dictionary

A word used as an excuse of not having a come back, comes from the founder Chris Neal.

e.g. " your a tramp" you say "read a dictionary!"

by Chris Neal June 6, 2009

read a book

Sleeping. This is derived from the groggy state one is in while reading a book, which sometimes sounds like they are sleeping when they answer the phone.

*Lance calls Seth*
Seth: ...hello
Lance: Man are you about to read a book!?!
Seth: ...yep
Lance: Go back to sleep.

by s1337 September 19, 2009

read for filth

Calling someone a liar.

Damn, she keeps reading him for filth!

He was full of it, I read him for filth.

Read for filth.

by wessort September 23, 2016

Read the Riot Act

This occurs after you make the first date after meeting online through social media. Everything has been going great until you meet in person and then your date “reads the riot act” firmly setting out their terms for how the dating and further relationship should progress.

Phil met Meghan on their first date only to be read the riot act, stating that she did not kiss on the first date, what days of week she was available, how he was to dress when they dated, the types of events she expected him to attend, etc.

by Leap Cruncher December 28, 2021