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religion

by seniordingdong March 8, 2007
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religion

A man-made method of explanation for the seemingly supernatural.
Science is slowly replacing religion over time.
by Prince Luc June 4, 2003
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religion

A form of psychosis brought on by paranoia. Had led to more deaths than any other cause. Especially susceptible to inhabidents of Kansas and Texas.
Fuck religion. Come into the real world.
by DonZabu January 13, 2008
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Religion

A lie constructed to calm the masses and fuck the every day man right in the asshole.
Religion=a bad case of Hepatitis F
by Tyrone Biggums II February 27, 2009
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religion

Religion= God created everything...Therefore God created the Devil...Therefore God it the root of all evil.
by religionis June 11, 2006
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religion

Many religions have been invented over the centuries, but now, finally, our benevolent and slightly annoyed maker has decided to reveail Itself.
It is obvious, just look around you, that the world was created by a giant, Flying Spaghetti Monster! (blessed be his noodley appendage).
God is real, and he is made of Pasta!
Now sit back, relax, and be peaceful while munching on some Spag Bol. There is no hell, there is only the love of the Noodley Embrace.
All Hail FSM! rAmen!

Person One:Want some tomatoe,basil and garlic pasta?
Person two: Yes please. Ahh, this is the life.No silly made up religion for me.
by gahgah December 15, 2008
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Religion

Any irrational system of belief and veneration, commonly involving God(s), that relies on baseless articles of faith as found in holy scriptures and/or espoused by self proclaimed spokespeople for God(s).
Despite Christianity being properly defined as a religion many of it's adherents refuse to accept that it is a religion, like any other.
by Corvusmox July 24, 2017
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