Hater’s rant

A very long, loud, and angry rant. Makes people annoyed. Usually used when someone is very sad or angry.

John Cena is talking, but it sounds like a hater’s rant!

by RandomGuydkcdjfjfkffmfkfmckfck June 23, 2018

Lani rant

To excitedly talk about a book for a long period of time with many giggles and happy shivers.

Lani went on a lani rant about another murder mystery

by Gil4 July 7, 2023

molly rant

Antonym, or opposite of, molly-baby-babble

I'd much prefer a molly rant than her incessant babble about her damn baby.

by Girlfriend_in_a_ComaUK November 20, 2007

rest-ur-rant

stop ranting
how mandem talk
how to tell a wasteman to shut up

ayo rest-ur-rant bruv stop waffling g

by wastemandunnoout May 8, 2021

Durf-Rant

A Durf-Rant some times said in two words is a rant that is extremely long and seems to never stop.

Durf is just Durf-Ranting again.

by ­ -_-­ ­ September 2, 2021

self-rant

When you rant about yourself to yourself, usually at 3 am and you can't sleep so you just start taking about how much of a piece of shit you are to yourself

Bro I couldn't sleep last night because I was mad at myself so I started to self-rant

by fuckinghatemylife January 16, 2024

Molly Rant

A rant of epic proportions, often about tech news.

She really went off about the iPhone, that was a real molly rant!

by A Buzz Out Loud Listener October 26, 2007