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Riding the Lokomotive

Getting blacked out after drinking too many Four Lokos and doing stupid shit.
Yeah, Tom was definitely riding the Lokomotive when he broke that glass table and pissed on your dog last night.
by RIP Oscar Grant July 11, 2010
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Happy Dinosaur Riding

The act of sex when performed following a drug bender that has left you so strung out that no amount of stimulants are going to perk your ass up.
"Dude! While you were winning the gold medal for your participation in the drug olympics that chick you brought home with you took a nap after she came down off all that molly and mushrooms the both of you took. That heater just woke up a few moments ago and went straight for the 1,4B. I figure any moment now she will be in your room hoping your mister happy can provide her some attention. Take the blue pill fast. Happy Dinosaur Riding!"
by gunterD April 16, 2015
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Riding the Hershey Highway

Riding the Hershey Highway- Engaging in anal sex
Richard Simmons and Ryan Seacrest are Riding the Hershey Highway together
by Black Mann June 22, 2006
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Postmortem/Raining Blood

From Slayer's landmark 1986 album, Reign In Blood.
The heaviest, most brutal 7 minutes and 44 seconds of anything ever recorded in the history of music. Both of these songs are heavy, fast, angry, unforgiving thrash masterpieces, and they both deserve separate definitions.

Postmortem:
A song about what else? Postmortem. Accompanied by chaotic guitars and lightning fast drumming, Tom Araya's frightening, unforgiving, and morbid vocals in this song make it literally sound like you've gone to hell and are being yelled at by Satan himself. About 1:45 into the song, Tom Araya lets out a high-pitched, epic scream. If this scream doesn't give you an eargasm, then you are not a metalhead. As the song breaks down, you think the ride through hell is over, and you're safe again. You're wrong. The song starts up again with some awesome guitars, and Dave's bullet-paced drumming. Some more hellish lyrics are yelled, and the song starts to break down again. Again you are tricked into thinking the hellish musical pummeling is over. It's not. In fact, it couldn't be farther from it.

Raining Blood:
A loud clap of thunder is heard, along with guitars and slow drumming. You have no idea that you are in for the most brutal, deadly piece of music ever written. As the song starts to pick up, you hear the unforgettable Raining Blood riff, and the drumming starts. There's no turning back now. The song just starts getting heavier and heavier, and faster and faster. Then Tom yells "Trapped in purgatory!!! A lifeless object alive!!!" and his voice sounds even more horrifying and deep than in Postmortem, or hell, even Angel of Death. The ear pounding ensues as the song continues, getting heavier every second, until Tom finishes the vocals, and the guitars and drums keep going faster, faster, and faster until you start headbanging like never before. Then it all ends suddenly, with a thunder clap, followed by the sound of rain. It's all over now. Pussies can now go cry to their mothers, and metalheads can now start the CD over.

In short, two thrash metal masterpieces. If you claim yourself to be a metalhead and you haven't heard these two before, please give me your home address, so I can go to your house and beat the shit out of you.
My sinful glare at nothing holds thoughts of death behind it!!
Skeletons in my mind commence, tearing at my sanity!!
Vessels in my brain carry death until my birth!!
Come and die with me forever,
Share insanity!!!

DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!?!

-Part of Postmortem/Raining Blood
by I Will Kill You February 2, 2007
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riding the space cadillac

Smoking enough marijuna that you feel out of this world. Also an amazing song by master guitarist Buckethead.
(first guy)Dude I'm so high. (second guy) I know it bro, your riding the space cadillac.
by Wings For Marie January 4, 2009
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Riding the wave

When a male or female reaches a second orgasm shortly after the first. This second orgasm is achieved so quickly by "riding the wave" of the first orgasm.
"That was quick!"
"I was just riding the wave."
by WesBess March 29, 2010
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Raining cats and dogs

Means it is raining VERY hard.
Shoot! How can I make it to the Airport when it's raining cats and dogs?
by Luckyspin888 March 11, 2017
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