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Rachael

A basic bitch that will steal your man that can't dress herself and is a basic hoe!
Rachael a basic hoe I want to stab!!
by Asian2k14 November 10, 2014
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Rachael

A less common and not as good version of the name Rachel.
Is that a rachel?
No its a rachael
oh thats not soo good.
by laraaaae May 5, 2009
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Rachael and John

two informal names for polar opposites.

Rachael refers to the frivalrous dewgong swimming around the ocean waters yielding a fascination for hispanic guys, yet is oblivious of man's capabilities of using boats to run over their bodies or harpoons to obtain hides; usually eccentric souls who sing really high pitched and will take an eternity to prevent from talking nonsense.

John, on the other hand, refers to the polite, ethical 'white boy' that every conservative parent yearns their daughter to date; he will criticize in every way possible spurting out your flaws and will persist in doing so; sometimes is oblivious to the fun of drinking and marijuana, but hey you can't convince everyone.

and there you have it: opposites
Example of scenario between Rachael and John:

Rachael: *jumping up and down- "yay! hey john! have you heard of the B-52's?!!?"

John: "no, Racheal, in fact im not even highly interested in the sort-"

*puts on record

Rachael: *singing: "Woooh! You're living in your own Private Idaho..."

John: *sighs, "see, i knew we never should've let Jimmy Carter take the presidency
by Mc Lendawg October 20, 2008
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Rachael Ray

Rachael Ray is an American television personality, businesswoman, celebrity cook and author according to Wikipedia.
Rachael Ray reminds me of my Health teacher.
by Twight0931 February 12, 2017
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Dirty Rachael

When I ho get paddled behind the dumpster, with a Pickleball in her mouth. Since she is receiving she gets no score.
Spank me and make me feel like a Dirty Rachael.
by Booty pounding September 17, 2019
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rachael raisin

Rachael Raisin is Shiva Sushi's best friend in the entire world. Chyeah.
shiva sushi <3 rachael raisin.
by Shiva Sushi December 4, 2007
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Rachael

Rachael is a girl that is very kind and sweet when you first meet her but then you find out her true colors. She rides dick like people ride roller coasters and sucks anything she can get her mouth on. She doesn't like to be in a relationship unless it's a one night stand or friends with benefits. She enjoys playing games like spin the bottle and seven minutes in heaven. When she gets invited to a party she doesn't leave until she has slept with at least two or three people.
Rachael is best person in bed.
by Suck a very large dick December 6, 2017
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