i-Ready

A horrible teaching platform that attempts to seem young and relatable, which it fails at, and keep everything at a first grade explanation, no matter the subject or difficulty of it.

Jim: i-Ready is bad.
Joe: Yes

by Carl_The_Greatest_Carl March 11, 2021

festival ready

This is a person that can undergo festivals without any issues. The person is comparable to that of an Olympian. The person also knows the in/outs for any event regardless of it's genre.

Did we lose Mandy at NIN?
Yeah, she ain't festival ready.

by Bboxed September 2, 2014

i-Ready

A stupid website that is gay and plory and yoop think they will educate you but they make you kermit sewer slide

Teacher: We're doing i-Ready
Jose: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by the icarly fan September 14, 2020

ready-rolled

An adjective used to decribe a person sleeping in apparel that he/she plans to wear during the course of the following day -- after waking.

Small Johnny: "Yo, check out Pookie, he crashed out ready-rolled for his court date tomorrow morning."

by Danger Boy January 23, 2004

Facebook Ready

Being confident enough about a photograph to post on a social network, such as Facebook.

I'm using an old photo for my profile picture on Facebook. After gaining all this weight, I'm not Facebook Ready.

by square peg October 28, 2009

Pulling a Ready

When a chick carries you home because you're too wasties to walk yourself

'How was last night?'
'Man I got so wasted, Anna had to carry me home...I totally got busted pulling a Ready'

by Sandy Panties January 6, 2015

your not ready

if the person wants something they simply cant handle. you tell them there not ready.

Punter: Yeah ive just started riding bikes and i want the fastest one.

Heston: Your not ready

by brapgrim October 11, 2008