Wank Me

A phrase used sarcasticly to tell someone who posseses lesser intelligence to perform a sexual act on you or otherwise go away or fuck off.
Jonno: Hi can i sit here?
Tom: Wank Me..
by BrapGrim April 26, 2007
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your not ready

if the person wants something they simply cant handle. you tell them there not ready.
Punter: Yeah ive just started riding bikes and i want the fastest one.

Heston: Your not ready
by brapgrim August 16, 2008
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