Ratchet Hoeness

Ratchet Hoeness is a person (usually a female) who takes being a Ratchet Hoe to the next level. She usually flirts and has sex with her best friends man, her neighbor, her coworker, etc. without hesitation .

Mary introduced her friend Rhonda to her brother and the very next day Rhonda took "Ratchet Hoeness" to another level and had sex with Mary's brother. Ratchet Hoeness in the flesh

by Count it #32 May 31, 2023

El Ranchito

Literally "The Small Ranch", El Ranchito is a Mexican-cuisine restaurant located in Crystal River and Inverness, Florida that actually has Mexicans working on the front lines and behind the scenes, unlike Taco Bell, where you would find a skinny black chick at the counter and some fat-ish white guy making your taco. The food is not as spicy as traditional Mexican food should be, and, though many people see this as a pitfall, it is actually a positive part about the food, mostly because your ass won't light on fire when it all inevitably rushes out as diarrhea. The Mexicans there are friendly, though they have a difficult time speaking American English, as do many rednecks and hick-kin that live in the area. Remember not to fill up on the tortilla chips that they offer you once you have a table. You will almost never see Hispanics eating in this restaurant; more than likely, you will see middle-aged white people taking delight in the eatery's ethnicity and thinking themselves humble because the ceilings aren't lined with chandeliers and the booths look more like bus seats than anything, though the waiters in this setting still speak just about as much English as any fancy restaurant. If you decide to take your food home with you to eat later, get home immediately, else it will spoil in a mild to heated environment. That said, do not be too patient when eating the food at the restaurant. Eat like the shit is going to rot, because it will.

Hey, do you want to go down to El Ranchito?

I don't know, diarrhea kind of sucks.

Yeah, so does Wal-Mart, and we're going there too. We have nothing else to do, this is Citrus County. Let's go.

Well, why don't we just buy some weed?

Because my step-dad is out of town. Are you going or what?

Ok, let's go.

by Jimmy Perkins April 22, 2010

paranormal ratchetivity

Taking ratchet behavior to a whole new level. Behavior so abnormal and inexplicable that you refer to it as paranormal.

Chand: A fight broke out in chico last night for no reason. Prav: Damn, that is some paranormal ratchetivity right there.

by BrownHulk April 14, 2014

Inspector ratchet

Inspector ratchet is the guy who fucks all the ratchets around. If there ratchet you can be certain he has tapped that ass.

Damn Mikey your basically like a inspector ratchet I mean you been with every ratchet from here to Mississippi

by WeBee Is the handle October 11, 2020

Suburban Ratchet

A female born and raised in the suburbs but made the choice of selecting hood-rat behavior.

Although Vivian was raised in the suburbs sheprefers to drink 211 Steel Reserve and listen to Sexyy Red instead of Miley Cyrus because she’s suburban ratchet.

by TahariTopaz October 13, 2023

Ratchetto

Any person or persons of the Ratchet and Ghetto nature. They are able to be Ratchet AND Ghetto simultaneously.

I just can not stand these Ratchetto females, always screaming and yelling.

by RobertJSmoosh April 12, 2013

Autobot Ratchet

The Autobots Medical Officer, Ratchet is a Hummer H2 and is one of Optimus Prime's closest friends. Being created before Optimus, Ratchet learned to repair and soon joined the Autobots.

*Sniffs* Hmm, the boy's faremone level suggest he wants to mate with the Female.-Autobot Ratchet

by IronChet September 5, 2014