dick queef

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Beef Queef

A queef that's sloppy like beef gravy.

She let our a juicy beef queef.

by Jamie&Ashley February 11, 2003

extreme queef ball

dodging fruit which has been fired from a vagina via queefing

Tom:Hey, do you fancy a game of extreme queef ball?
Maxine:Hell yeah mother fucker, you're going down

by Franksy May 12, 2009

quail call queef

Air expelled from the vagina causes the pissflaps to vibrate and emitting a sound similar to a dying quail.Used by skilled hunters to attract coyotes and bobcats.

Elmer Fudd should've tried a quail call queef to hunt wabbits.

by wolfbait51 May 5, 2011

Fruity Queef Nugget

A person who is being a complete asshole.
and you just feel like killing.
and needs to get hit by a queef nugget.

"Get off my girlfriend you fucking fruity queef nugget!"

gynreyln hlal

by FQN May 27, 2009

Queesh

(kweesh) verb. Similar to a queef, a queesh is when air built up inside a particularly well stimulated vagina is expelled. A wet queef.
noun. A person or thing that is particulary slippery or untrustworthy.

Verb. My girlfriend totally queeshed last night because she used too much lube.
Noun. That guy ran for congress once; he is a total queesh.

by Webster's Queesh April 16, 2009

pickled queef

A vaginal flactuation that has been sealed and stored in a mason jar, to be released or examined at a later date, like a fine wine or scotch, the longer you age it, the better the results.

It's Easter Sunday! Today would be a good day to open up one of Grannies pickled queefs we have in the fruit cellar

by Dr Cocknballs September 29, 2009