The Quan

A gift birthed straight from the asshole of God. The Quan is a holy device which is commonly used to reach a higher plane of consciousness by achieving a buzz greater than no other. The name Quan was first popularized by the Peagans and is used by these creatures to this day.

You got The Quan ?
Pass me the fucking Quan!

by shitstacey February 19, 2019

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Quand

A fart from the nipple

She just QUANDED! HOLY SHIT!

When we titty-fucked she quanded

Do you know how to quand?

by Quanda (; July 20, 2010

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Quagnarch

An invented curse word meaning vagina full of feces.

Ugh, smells like a quagnarch in here.

by Kappan February 23, 2011

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Quandale Dingle

Quandale dingle lives in oblock and licks a fire hydrant

Did you hear about Carson? He’s such a Quandale dingle

by quandalethagoat March 6, 2022

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Quan

In the Southern part of Africa "quan" is used in place of the word "mom".

I asked my Quan to go to the movies

by Zim slang January 5, 2018

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quandaries

The plural form of quandary.

A state of uncertainty as of what to do.

I've been faced with some rather difficult quandaries. I contemplated selling my children to the local pederast, but instead crossed the Rubicon and bought some Ethiopian children from Sally Struthers to work in the area rock quarry to make the down-payment on my new yacht.

by Cruise Berry December 5, 2007

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