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Putollocks

The act of talking bollocks when you are the dictator of Russia.
e.g.

HE: "Man, that Putin guy is talking massive bollocks!"
SHE: "Nah, he's talking Putollocks!"
by The names Bond... Tommy Bond October 19, 2022
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Putosh

A mexican person who think he is superior to other's and is disliked by the latin community. He uses turkey currency bug while still losing to Mekio and Sanji in N13. He loves hairy latin men
Putosh is obsessed with qusay
by Zgirls HistoryBooks November 14, 2022
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Putosh

An Illegal mexcian living in the U.S who plays zgirls. He thinks he is superior to other people, but in reality he just wants attention cuz no one shows him affection and is a total loser who loses to mekio and sanji in n13. Despite using turkey currency bug to get strong.
Putosh loves qusay
by Zgirls HistoryBooks November 14, 2022
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putoid

1. Are you a wagneroid or a putoid?
2. I'm a putoid! Fuck Wagner.
by thegameport June 29, 2023
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Putometer

A device to measure the mileage on one’s pussy.
Dude, she’s had miles of dick. She needs a putometer installed to keep track of the mileage on that thing.
by Bradluck July 22, 2024
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putobuto

Someone who tries too hard at Push the Button from The Jackbox Party Pack 6
Wow, that guy keeps telling us to hurry up, he really is a putobuto.
by AintSoSunny June 30, 2024
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Putonic

Putonic or Putinic
/pʊˈtɒnɪk/ /pʊˈtɪnɪk/

noun

VULGAR SLANG

a relationship in which there is no romance or sex, but one side is definitely getting fucked.
"Donald Trump will ensure that the relationship between Russia and Ukraine becomes Putonic. They'll always be close, but Ukraine will be the side that gets fucked over."
by Ms. Unformation February 12, 2025
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