Pubstitute

Verb, meaning something you did In place of going to the pub during lockdown

Tonight my pubstitute will be to sit by the fire and drink beers in my backyard

by AussieScotty August 31, 2021

prostitute sized gap

An over sized hole in a glass smoking device, most often a water pipe. So large it waste much of the substance being smoked.

Half my burn just got pulled through your prostitute sized gap. Get a bowl with a smaller hole.

by SALMON CREEK ANGLER July 11, 2009

Plurstitute

The girls you see with Kandi up to their arms, m&m sized eyes asking everyone for rolls and grinding with 30 year old guys.... even though they are probably 15.

That chick you see with the dude yelling "HARD AS FUCK!"

In otherwords your burnt out ptot raver who has taken wayyyy too many rolls.

Beth: Did you see that Plurstitute over there??
Lynn: Oh you mean the 15 year old girl grinding on that 30 year old STD ridden mint dealer?

by TheAmazingElectronista May 15, 2012

Prostitute Pasta

The Heavily Intellectualized Version Of The Iconic "Bitch Lasagna."

Bob: Bitch Lasagna
Me, An Intellectual: Prostitute Pasta.

by Some Heckin Idiot May 20, 2018

Instagram prostitutes

girls that wear very little to no clothes just for some likes

My entire popular page is filled with these good for nothing thirsty instagram prostitutes.

by Giirrll September 25, 2017

Political Prostitute

One who's beliefs align with one political party but sell out and votes for another party based on the sole reason of "they won't win"

Look over there Jimmy. That guy is a political prostitute because he sold himself out and voted for another party he didn't agree with just because he thought they could win.

by Cjmar December 27, 2020

Sunshine Prostitute

There's glowy and hoey, but then there's the next level. When you are so drenched in highlight, with your huge lashes and big hoops that you aren't just any old hoe. You're a sunshine hoe. The best type of hoe.

That girl is so GOALS! SHES THE ULTIMATE HOE, hoe of the sunshine! A sunshine prostitute! #GOALS

by T13PEACHEZ April 23, 2021