puking the mic

How "wacky" morning zoo crew radio DJs talk, where every word sounds overly excited.

"He's really puking the mic to give away those Nickelback tickets."

by gwarjuice January 25, 2013

punkinkin head

A swollen man's penis that has turned from purple to a relish orange, waiting to release.

1)He has a punkinkin head, because his girlfriend is not a slut.
2) whoa man your penis looks like a pumpkin head after that horrible bj

by Sexy_pineapple December 18, 2015

Punkinator

The Punkinator is a sex God. If you see his name, anywhere, you will violently nut. Then and there.

Aha! The Punkinator is coming for your ass!

by The Last Breath January 27, 2021

puking elephant

When a male is pooping and bends down with his head between his legs to witness the action.

I feel so light after that puking elephant, I could tap dance.

That puking elephant ate far too much roughage.

by Nordine January 16, 2022

Pigeon Punting

When those stupid fucking pigeons look at you with their stupid fucking faces so you run up and punt the shit out of them.

Paul: Dude I went Pigeon Punting in New York.
Kevin: Dude why though?
Paul: They fucking stole my fries so I punted their ass.

by Nemoisdumb45 February 24, 2019

Cliff punting

When you grab hold of a baby and punt it off a cliff, just for fun.

Damn, that baby cried so loud he almost made me want to go cliff punting.

by Strong Black Man February 11, 2020

punting

When a woman fucks a man in the ass with a strap-on. In other words, kicking the ball to the other team.

I walked in on Jane punting John and I almost puked.

by Bert Skills October 23, 2003