When you say you have to bring in the groceries and you’ll be back soon, but it ends up taking you an hour
by Gabe lover 123 January 23, 2021
Saying something so outrageous that would seem impossible, and is. Everyone knows you are a liar as well, yet you continue to say it.
Person #1: Dude, called in 5 nukes yesterday.
Person #2: Dude, your highest kill streak is 11...Quit Pullin' a Wampa!
Person #1: Got a multi-kill from a care package!!!
Person #2: *smack* fuckin Pullin a Wampa.
Person #2: Dude, your highest kill streak is 11...Quit Pullin' a Wampa!
Person #1: Got a multi-kill from a care package!!!
Person #2: *smack* fuckin Pullin a Wampa.
by Lawlerballz May 06, 2010
pullin a becca is when you do stupid and risky things at last moment and make rash decisions. it can also mean falling in live with a good friend, not having a stable friend group, and constantly being sad and obsessed over old guys
by mattdillonscigarette November 27, 2019
by The rither January 14, 2021
This is when you act like you are agreeing to something, and then deny you've ever agreed to anything.
Do you want to go out?
Yeah, sure we'll go out.
Ok, here's a VIP card for the club. See you at 9.
Thanks. What? Nah I never said I'd go out with you.
Can I have my VIP card back?
What VIP card?
Dude, quit Pullin' a Chad!
Yeah, sure we'll go out.
Ok, here's a VIP card for the club. See you at 9.
Thanks. What? Nah I never said I'd go out with you.
Can I have my VIP card back?
What VIP card?
Dude, quit Pullin' a Chad!
by YouTube Inventor June 03, 2010
Its when you've graduated a shit long time ago, and are almost 30, and come back to high school to get with the younger bitches, because you were not accepted into uni.
Pullin' a Joaquin is a very desperate move, as it is a sign that you have
a) not achieved anything in life
b) do not have bitches to fuck with in your life
c) probably still a virgin
Pullin' a Joaquin is a very desperate move, as it is a sign that you have
a) not achieved anything in life
b) do not have bitches to fuck with in your life
c) probably still a virgin
Conversation:
Me: Yo, whats this nigger doing here, didn't he graduate like 5 years ago?
Other person: Yeah man, but don't sweat it, he's only pullin' a Joaquin, so his come back to get with our bitches.
Me: Well, I guess im not mad now as he is almost 30 and has not achieved anything in his life. I know im not going to be pullin' a Joaquin when I graduate.
Me: Yo, whats this nigger doing here, didn't he graduate like 5 years ago?
Other person: Yeah man, but don't sweat it, he's only pullin' a Joaquin, so his come back to get with our bitches.
Me: Well, I guess im not mad now as he is almost 30 and has not achieved anything in his life. I know im not going to be pullin' a Joaquin when I graduate.
by JammBouty May 31, 2011
1.) Taking a girl out and spending money on her in hopes of getting some and you get nothing...
2.) another term for jerkin off
2.) another term for jerkin off
by bulldog812 May 01, 2012