Person 1: a psychopath has lack of guilt and empathy...
12 Year old: i knew i was a psychopath, this just confirmed it
Person 1: Shut the fuck up!
12 Year old: i knew i was a psychopath, this just confirmed it
Person 1: Shut the fuck up!
by fuckgang February 15, 2018
Get the Psychopathmug. 
Get the Psychopathmug. Hym "If women aren't drawing the line at criminal or retard or children or animals... Why do you think they would draw the line at psychopath? They'll draw the line at baby dick retards, animals, children, and psychopath? Nah. How is that deterring anyone from doing anything? Weak sauce."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2024
Get the Psychopathmug. WhAt Do YoU eVeN mEaN bY pSyChOpAtHiC!? AnD wHaT’s ThE dEaL wItH aIrLiNe FoOd?
Hym “This psychopathic/narcissistic-types rhetoric is such a dishonest conceptual slight of hand. Because what you mean by psychopathic/narcissistic-types is people who are low in conscientiousness. How do we know? Because you don’t have a problem with the dead-soul low-agreeableness that leads people to care only about themselves and their families (in-for-as they are an extension of yourself), it’s the unwillingness to allow yourself to be exploited and the willingness to exploit others. That’s all your conscientiousness really is.
Hym “This psychopathic/narcissistic-types rhetoric is such a dishonest conceptual slight of hand. Because what you mean by psychopathic/narcissistic-types is people who are low in conscientiousness. How do we know? Because you don’t have a problem with the dead-soul low-agreeableness that leads people to care only about themselves and their families (in-for-as they are an extension of yourself), it’s the unwillingness to allow yourself to be exploited and the willingness to exploit others. That’s all your conscientiousness really is.
Allow yourself to be exploited so that once you get to the top (if you do at all) you can redistribute the exploitation OR (if you don’t) you tolerate the exploitation indefinitely. Additionally, what you’re doing is going a step beyond Hyung Chul Han’s concept of ‘Auto-Exploitation’ and necessitating the ‘Auto-Exploitation’ and (in the context of or relationship) enforcing it. Also, I won’t have access to the best brain surgeon, Jordan. You will. So, what you’re saying is (get the reference?) ‘You need me to be better than you! You WANT me to be better than you! Don’t you want ME (and a select few) to have access to the best neurosurgeon?” But you’re not better than me Jordan. You gave me a C- and now you’re selling my C- work to your fans. And I’m low in agreeableness so I don’t care if your slut wife dies of cancer. My grandmother 👵 already died of cancer and you all deserve it more than she did (as far as I’m concerned). And don’t I vaguely remember Mikhaila saying you moved around a lot? From Harvard teacher to UN secretary advisor to University is Toronto teacher to prophet. Sounds a little psychopathic to me. How many other students did you fail just to turn around and use their work to advance your own position in life?”
by Hym Iam October 5, 2022
Get the Psychopathicmug. Give me a break Jordan. You’re not going on a personal tangent, huh? Cuz Jonathan Haidt told you you weren’t. It sounds like you are. It sounds like you are acting out your personal vendettas against someone anonymous instead of “acting out” you’re “belief” in God. How are you not doing the same thing as the woke types right now?
Hym “See.... Didn’t you say part of the problem with people not standing up to the whole mob was that people didn’t agree but they were keeping quiet for fear of people coming after them? But with your new stance on anonymity it seems to be the case that that’s what you want. You want people to be subject to the same sort of fear except in the other direction. You’re not better than the trans-activists. ‘BE NICE TO ME OR ELSE I’LL WEILD THE SYSTEM AGAINST YOU!’ Just like the retard and those whores at the group home. You’re all the fucking same. And I’m the coward? How? You know who I am. Actually. Psychopathic Narcissistic Machiavellian Demons? So melodramatic. You’re a fucking wacko. Let’s see it. Let’s see how far you’re willing to go. Conflict avoidant bitch.”
by Hym Iam November 14, 2022
Get the Psychopathic Narcissistic Machiavellian Demonsmug. A person who signs up for and is cast on a television show where he and 25+ usually eligible bachelors date the same woman; but, instead of being a semi-normal human being like most of the rest of the men, may display behaviors including but not limited to:
-Letting a woman know that he is “genuinely starting to fall in love” with her within 48 hours of meeting her.
-Unnecessarily jumping on top of a limousine, roaring and grunting much to the dismay of those watching.
-Keeps interrupting conversations, usually with seconds between each attempt, despite several warnings to back off.
-Exemplifies the term pathological liar.
-Possessive tendencies over a woman that has the potential to resemble the phrase “If I can’t have her, no one will.”
-Aggressively tackling and body slamming dudes when in a competitive group setting.
-Realizes a need to establish that he is not a psychopath and proceeds to look up the definition of the word while on national television.
-Kneeing a dude in the face while in the previously mentioned competitive group setting and then backtracking over the details of the incident.
-Exhibits extreme jealousy over the fact that a woman has chemistry with other dudes on the TV show he signed up for where she dates 25+ other dudes.
-Raises so many red flags that the Bachelorette, his fellow cast mates, and all of America question his character.
-Letting a woman know that he is “genuinely starting to fall in love” with her within 48 hours of meeting her.
-Unnecessarily jumping on top of a limousine, roaring and grunting much to the dismay of those watching.
-Keeps interrupting conversations, usually with seconds between each attempt, despite several warnings to back off.
-Exemplifies the term pathological liar.
-Possessive tendencies over a woman that has the potential to resemble the phrase “If I can’t have her, no one will.”
-Aggressively tackling and body slamming dudes when in a competitive group setting.
-Realizes a need to establish that he is not a psychopath and proceeds to look up the definition of the word while on national television.
-Kneeing a dude in the face while in the previously mentioned competitive group setting and then backtracking over the details of the incident.
-Exhibits extreme jealousy over the fact that a woman has chemistry with other dudes on the TV show he signed up for where she dates 25+ other dudes.
-Raises so many red flags that the Bachelorette, his fellow cast mates, and all of America question his character.
by TacoBelle4 June 8, 2019
Get the Psychopathmug. “Aren’t successful... unless, of course, they ARE successful... in which case, they aren’t psychopaths.... because the marker for psychopaths is... Um... success... Yeah, that’s right... Success... I know I said it was low conscientiousness and then I changed my mind to neuroticism... but now it’s success... because I’m the one who decides such things.... I’m not a charlatan, I swear!” ~ The Lord God Almighty Dr. Professor Prophet Jordan Benihana Peterson
Hym “You see him just changing the criteria at a whim, right? It’s not just me? Because when he talks about psychopaths all of the shit applies to himself... and then he changes what constitutes a psychopath to cover his own ass... like... yeah I exploit people in a callous (you meant callous not callow) way but... I’m successful... So I can’t be a psychopath because psychopaths aren’t successful... I mean... it’s not like a wrote a book that read like it was written by Dennis Renalds... My daughter didn’t say I moved around a lot... just ignore the people who don’t affirm my world view... and if you don’t... I’ll conspire with the government officials I’ve ingratiated myself with and silence them.... because I’m not a psychopath... as a matter of fact, all of that is the exact opposite of what a psychopath would do! That’s what a prophet does! I’m a prophet and my wife has prophetic dreams!!!”
by Hym Iam November 14, 2022
Get the Psychopathsmug.